Catdog Wisdom

OK we are shopping today and see one of those "wishing wells". You know throw a penny in, make a wish. So Catdog says "wow that's neat". I said "it is a wishing well". He says: "Well I guess they wouldn't call it a wishing pool, mom." You got to love 6 yr olds.

My thoughts on Resolutions!

Resolutions

Well starting early, because I really have to think about this one. What am I going to pick that I don't say I'm going to do one day anyway. So will I pick anything and make it sound like I am just being more open minded this year and will let whatever happen, happen. No most likely just being stubborn and don't want to cyberlize my personal resolutions. You'll just have to guess.

So in return for me being "mums the word" about my own resolutions, I tried to find some unusual resolutions out in google land. Only found funny site that gave list of resolutions you will most likely keep. Here are my top 5 from the list. I really think I will do good with these:
1. Create loose ends (even though I don't like to fix these "loose ends" I might enjoy making them)
2. Get further in debt (goal is to get out of debt, I am simply using reverse psychology here people)
3. Break at least 1 traffic law (note this has no minimum or time frame, so I can and most likely will do this daily)
4. Focus on the faults of others (not very nice, but tends to come easily)
5. Get in a whole new rut (so I have to get out of this rut, which will lead to a new rut. I am on my way)

So, if you dare to let us all know what your resolutions are, we will be happy to inform you when you are breaking them. Good Luck. Happy New Year to everyone!!

Merry Christmas

Just in case this week is crazy (I'm sure it will be for most of us). Here is my blog Christmas card, so to speak. See you guys first of the year.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

Stranded

hey is this the island you are all stranded on that obviously has no wifi or plug in connections for you to check your crazy friends blog site. So what that I am not blogging daily. It's Christmas dammit. I am doing the best I can. But do I here from anyone. No you bunch of ****** (sweet, nice, friends, who love me) went off to some island. And you know what the worst part is? You didn't take me with you. I know I was holding out for Australia, but guys I wanted to go to. Remember I am the baby.

Screw This

Well just because I have been asked for the umpteenth time for pics of the pirate tree, I actually thought I would try to download them from the camera. Reason this is about to make me use curse words that I try to keep at a minimum, I already know that my computer and camera only get along on 1 day a year. Maybe 2, but point is I have not had luck with this form of download for 2 yrs and I know it. But being the optimist (you know glass of mojito is always half full kinda girl) I tried anyway.

Well low and behold the damn thing nearly worked. Well my pictures could be viewed, you know it uploaded 328 images from the camera, but the m.fin thing did not work as in would not save my fabulous photos. Some of which were of Oregon, which I would really love to put on my blog. So I have tried until I have decided that the stress of this is why I just have my pics put on disc at walmart. You know I am happy and calm and don't have to blog about how the computer is just being a shita@@ and the camera is holding out until the wedding night kind of attitude.

So there you have it. I will make a disc after Christmas and then post my tree. It is really cute if I must say so. I am going to save all my rum bottles to add some touches to it for next year. And lots of record ornaments that play pirate tunes. Yo Ho, I love Christmas!

I Can Explain...

No this is not the beginning of my letter to Santa. It is actually a beginning to this blog. I was pondering what to write about today and I thought I would write about how freakin busy I have been. Between figuring out crazy people's problems at work, shopping for Christmas, keeping everyone happy, and not running my vehicle off the road in a brief (I mean very, very, very, brief moment) of desperation to regain my sanity (which was regained at the thought of how I would have to explain that) I have not been blogging. Actually I didn't realize that I had went nearly 5 days without doing so.

Well, I have been doing other things. Which as you guys know or don't know my mind also needs a little "junk food" as I call it in the form of a romance novel. Not those trailer trash novels, they are more the high class trashy novels. So yesterday, when I should have blogged, I read a whole book. And just for the record I actually bought 2-3 (who's keeping count) to read over this past week. I am a junkie and hince could feel the addiction coming on. Trouble is I only like certain writers ( I am trying to branch out) and it seems I have actually read all of their works (even back to the 1970s flee market finds - thanks to the internet). So I try others, but I actually did find a new release and again (what can I say) I read the whole book yesterday afternoon and into the night (finished about 1 am). Also cooked supper and watched the kids (just so you know).

So this brings me to the blog. I thought I might share a few exerts from this book and maybe you can see my dilemma.
(Just to say that I am not saying this is my own work - Author Lisa Kleypas, Title "Seduce Me at Sunrise". Which is a collection of characters that she writes about in several books. (for some reason I always like the books that are a series).
So main characters are the sexy gypsy with broad shoulders, built like a horse (I mean big as a house) that is in love (but can't tell her of course) with The beautiful girl who is blonde and also in love with him. Don't you just love drama.

So here are some of the fav parts: He took her mouth agian, no longer gentle. He sank his tongue into her, aggressively searching. Both his hands cam eup to her head, angling it to make her mouth fully accessible. She reached aroung him gripping the powerful stretch of his back, the hard muscles that went on and on. ......... Pulling her head back, he sought the fragile skin of her throat and dragged his mouth along it as if he wanted to consume her. His hunger escalated and drove his breath faster and his pulse harder, until Win realized he was cloe to losing all control.
(People.... this was just pg 94, believe me there was more and it got better - if that is possible)

Toward the end: He stared at her without blinking, half-fearing that the slightest movement on his part might precipitate actions he wouldn't be able to control. He might simply launch toward her and drag her from the room. The anticipation was delicious, knowing he was going to have her soon.

(I just love the way delicious was used. Maybe I will use that word today. Unfortunetly it will probably be in regards to the cookies Catdog made with his Granny K last night. Oh well. I guess that is why I read so much. Or it is a good excuse)

Christmas

Look I was going to say that I found out from internet stalker where salty pink pixie lives and I took a pic of her outside decorations.....

But decided that actually more than one person I know could save up to do that at
Christmas. Then I came across this tree and thought it almost (very close) put my black pirate tree to shame. Maybe just jealous that someone surely had to drink those. It would just weigh to much if you didn't then it would be some sort of hazard. Oh well.

If you can't tell it is beer bottles. Hmmm... How many would it take to do a 12 ft tree in the living room.... Hope for next year. I'm sure I could get through the holidays on that amount. I could invite friends over to help me.

Story People

Double D gave me this awesome book about a yr ago that I found. It is Story People by Brian Andreas and it is like wacked out Dr. Seuss. Anyway thumbing thru it, which book is little exerts and sayings that crack me up. So wanted to share some with you guys.

Season of Joy:
She asked me when the season of joy was suppose to end and I said I didn't really think there was an exact date, so we left the tree up till June that year.

(See you can always come up with some reason to enjoy Christmas year round, and not take the decorations down again just to put back up, again!!)

Clean Underwear:
Make sure you got clean underwear, she always said, in case you get in an accident and I always figured that'd be the least of my worries, but now I'm older and I see there's a lot you can't control and some you can control and clean underwear is one of those you can. for the most part.

(Love this. So true. Wouldn't you hate to be in the paper for all eternity and there be a quote from officer Mayberry saying we got her out just fine, but her underwear was rank. If it occured to someone other than me, I know I would probably frame it and post on a public wall for all to see. Remember that girls.)

Two Wise Men:
My great aunt Clara tod us once about the time she was one of the wise men in hte church play and when it came to her part she said we're here bearing frankincense, gold & myrrh, heavy on the frankincense because of that camel smell & after that her father always called it the story of the Two Wise Men and that other guy & we laughed so hard we had to pee.

(I could see my kids doing this, especially Catdog. Lord save us!)

Chihuahua (this is my fav, don't really know why):
I remember once I went to my great grandmother's house. It was a big white house and it always smelled like slightly burned toast & raspberry jam. She had a picture of Jesus on the wall in her living room. She told me his eyes would follow you around when you walked. I told a friend about it a while ago. He nodded and said he used to have a Chihuahua that did the same thing.

(See, I can't help but like it. It sounds like some fast comment that I would come up with. Imagine the conversation you telling someone about this kinda freaky thing and them saying oh well my dog does the same thing. I love it.)

Hope you are all having a great day and Christmas is only 20 days away!!!

The 3 P's of Life

Well have to tell the whole world about my last 48 hours. Of which very little sleep occured. Anyway P #1: My period starts. Ok no big deal. After so many years you really should get the option of turning it off. I may actually work on that. But until then I should have known it was coming. I crave sweets like mad. Like Mad Bessy Vane, the chocolate eating goat (heehee). Life continued. I went home that night, late as usual to make a cake for one of my mom's friends b-days (quite an honor to get asked to do that, so I said sure). Where in occurs.....

P #2: I was to make (I say was, because as you will read, it did not occur as such) a Pumpkin Spice Cake. A recipe given by Call Girl #7, which is very good and now we have proven even very good when ingridents are not correct. Guess what was missing (noticed 20 minutes to late), the Pumpkin. So pumpkin spice cake became just spice cake. Very much like spice girls minus one. Anyway the lady's say they thought cake was great and obviously they failed the pumpkin challenge. Call Girl just so you know. Cake good both ways. Other thought was that little old lady once told me you should never can anything while on your period (note to self was I don't plan on canning anyway), so I modified this (after the pumpkin incident) to no baking while on period. Remember that girls. It will be in the next Almanac.

Now to P #3: Puke. Puke. Puke. and more Puke. Not from me. Even though I could have used some form of alcohol at 2 am while plowboy and I were cleaning Sis up from (I'm sure) a school stomach bug. She was great about it. Luckily both kids are good while sick. Anyway trail of puke (TOP) brought us to her and then she ended up with shower (I volunteered for) while plowboy got the TOP. Thanks plowboy for your hard work. Anyway, puke turned into diahrrea, that turned into fever by 9 am. So little sleep. Sis better now (must be the 24hr stomach bug) and will go to school tomorrow.

So those are the 3 Ps of my life. Just remember most fun, exciting, blow your head off things come in 3's. Best wishes to you guys.

Lana Turner?

Ok Jedi. What about this vintage hot actress? Something classy about the whole look. So you get to be someone nice for a change. If you don't like it I can find pictures of Oscar the Grouch. HeeHee

Could be really ugly and make comment such as maybe I thought you would know who she actually was!!

Yea, Salty Pink Pixie is back

For all of you guys who don't view other bloggers (aka those listed under my favs) are missing out. I have been kinda on the downlow with work and not being able to view Salty Pink Pixie's blog site (where's my freakin mind - which became where's my freakin blog site I read) while her computer went thru bootcamp or detox or rehab. Whichever? 5 step process worked and she is back to making me LMAO. She is as funny as me, which is pretty awesome. Anyway. Welcome Back. Everyone go check it out.

Plowboy also has a Pirate Name

My pirate name is:

Black Davy Vane

Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!

Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.
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Pirate Name, Pirate Name, Heehee I have a Pirate Name

My pirate name is:

Captain Morgan Flint

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

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First star

Look here is Double D's twin. Just kidding. These are her boob twins not her personal twins. Please don't get confused.







Double D you know that is funny. Couldn't help myself.

Everyone is a target

So I have decided that I am going to pin each of you with your superstar twin. Oh, yes. I know you all are just dying to see who I will pick. Now remember it is not just looks but also personality (a few of you may be surprised).

To be fair (which I don't have to be) I will go first. My superstar twin is.....Kathleen Turner. Hmmm...Maybe because I love her in all those Romancing the Stone movies or maybe because she can be sexy but kick your ass all in quick move, or maybe because I love her in War of the Roses. Also, she kinda looks like me (or me like her) don't ya think?

This just ain't right?!?

Turkey Day

Check this out...A little turkey strut for you guys just in time for the big day. I know you all can't wait to spend time eating until you are sick and conversing with family that you are glad you only see once or twice a year. Don't lie to yourself. We are all in the same boat.

Nutcrackers not just for Christmas

Ahhh.. another Christmas theme. Might as well get ready for it, whether I want to or not. Anyway subject was brought up by Lily Pad or to be more specific her 10 yr old.

My version goes like this: Scoop is (which this girl deserves some kind of medal) that little Jr heard a boy and girl in the bathroom at school (yes folks kids are not safe anywhere). Jr says mom (lily pad) they were all over eachother. Mom to Jr: What do you mean by all over eachother. Jr: Well they were all hugged up and kissing and his hands were all over her butt. Mom:Hmmm.. Jr: Yea, and then the girl said (this is the good part) "If you don't quit, I am going to crack your balls"

This girl is a candidate for the LuLu book of answers for every situation. Oh, I don't have the book yet, just thought I may in the future. Bad thing is I am more of a spur of the moment type of answer person.

So goal is for each of you who read this to come up with some way to use the phrase "crack your balls" either at home, work, or as a comment. I have already used it several times. Go Figure.

Word Play

New filler blog is word of the day. Just a truly random word picked from my little faithful pocket dictionary with my eyes closed to boot.

The word is.... confusion (pinky swear that I did not pick this, it was truly an omen). So what do we do with it. I don't know I'm so filled with confusion over it. (heehee, I know that was not funny).

Anyway my father is actually the master of confusion, maybe that explains it. They say you don't fall far from the tree. I am the Jr master of confusion, compared to him. I'm just saying. (I love that. I may say that little line 100 times a day).

Like I said, I had to post something.

Shiver me Timbers it's a Christmas Tree

Arrghh!!! It is Christmas (or close enough) and I put up one tree so far. "The Tree" matter of fact. A black Christmas tree that is themed "Pirates celebrate Christmas Too". I found blown glass pirate ornaments and you might think it is crazy but it looks great. Can't wait for my peeps to see it Saturday night.

FYI: Since I couldn't do a Halloween party and was so jealous of other bloggers, I am doing my own party. Wish you all could come, but we will all drink one for you.

Blue Eye Shadow

Ok just a little disclaimer of I may not be a fashion icon, but I just don't think you are suppose to wear blue (full on blueist of the blue eye shadow) any more. Going to use the line "I'm just saying" that I think it really is only for some special occasion (which one I don't know). So with that all out in the open, it shouldn't be a shock that I recently saw blue eye shadow (with my friend double D) on one hot mamma. Or should I say black gay man.

Very amusing to me, because Little Richard (as I am calling him) really liked his eye shadow. Double D on the other hand really couldn't understand whether or not the people talking to him knew that Little Richard had on blue eye shadow today. I said yes double D they know. Double D just couldn't let it go. I think because she knew Little Richard was the one gay man who would not get along with her. I think cat fight is the term I could have used if they had been in each others paths any longer. I said to Double D, we must move on, before Little Richard is jealous of your boobs (which was really all he was lacking). So we moved on (thank goodness).

Double D still upset over this. Not because of him being gay (and obviously loving it), but because he did not flaunt all over her (as they usually do). So Double D will fully understand this picture. It is a poodle w/ blue eye shadow. Just a blast from the past (and a future blog recap of events that shape my life) of the Christmas Village find of the century.

Emotion

Many degrees of emotion (kinda like my many mental disorders that require margarita intervention). Definition is strong mental or instinctive feeling such as love or fear. I can't decide if it is better to have no emotion or too much. Other question is if you are mentally unhinged can you really be in a normal emotional state. Is there even a normal emotional state.

Hell this is just way to confusing. I am just going to go with the mental margarita or the real "fish bowl" size one (with lots of salt around the rim) and just take my chances on what emotional state I will be in. If I am lucky it will be the I don't give a damn or the it doesn't matter because I am passed out.

Oh, you all agree. Don't even deny it.

Theme songs

Forgot all about this song till I heard it on the radio and thought, "hey this is my theme song to plowboy". You think he will get it. Questionable. Anyway thought I would share since it sounds like a lot of us, which is perfectly fine with me.

Enjoy:

So funny!

Just can't help but like the chickens. But, I have been drinking a tiny bit.

New Contacts

Just changed my contacts for the month due to the fact that I started having blurry vision during the night, but damn they are itching like you know what. I can't wait to get done with this blog and take them out.

See how I suffer for you guys. Man. What dedication I must have. (Don't answer that)

Friendship

This is not going to be a mushy blog comment. Even though I have some of the best friends a girl could ask her. Hell they put up with me. That has to say something in itself. Anyway thought was what kind of friend am I to them.

Well would like to think I would be there for them and make all their worries go away. I think I would really do all of that, even if they didn't ask. Reason for this post is that I was watching a pretty good movie (only got to see part of it though) and woman was dying and movie involved memories of her life. One part is what I really remember. It was a relived moment of a wedding of her friend (that seemed to have major cold feet) and she was the maid of honor. And when she was with the bride who was fixing to leave for her honeymoon, she noticed how unsure she still was (even though wedding had already occured). So (everyone pay attention. This is the whole point of my ramblings) maid of honor says straight up: I'll take you away now, wherever you want to go. We will leave and not even look back.

I mean would I be brave enough and enough of a friend to offer (and possibly do it) to help my best friend leave her husband of less than 2 hrs. Am I? Well you know what, I am. I thought Hell Yea, I would sneak my friend out the window, down the back stairs, or disguised. It wouldn't matter what I had to do, I would do it.

So to all my friends, know that I will help you all at your next wedding by leaving your groom before the honeymoon. You will not even have to ask. Just know that if I think you are making a huge mistake, I will do all of above or even drug you if it saves the rest of your life.

Why I love being Passive Agressive

Don't want to confuse anyone, but (keep this quite) I am not really passive agressive. Only am when it really brings the point home. Which is why I love this T-shirt and will buy it one day just because of it's purpose.

Everyone has "spats" with their hubbies. In my case plowboy. Anyway I always kid him that they are puff the magic dragon arguments. You know, he thinks he is seeing puff but I don't. I even sang the song once while he was complaining about something I just wasn't getting. That was pretty effective (realize you guys are getting the condensed version, because I do love plowboy, but I also love this shirt). So T-shirt has meaning and purpose and is cute to boot. Lovin it.

Oh also put the song in case you didn't know what I was talking about. You can now imagine why a 36 yr old man would get further pissed off if his wife started to sing her version of this. It would work even better with my shirt. Man, I have to get that shirt.

Brilliance in the making

Well Catdog is my child. Should I be worried? Probably. Anyway we are on the way to school today when he says: Yea mom on Drake & Josh (show), Drake gets married in high school. Yea mom isn't that silly. He got married and didn't even finish college first. I say: That's exactly right you can't get married till your finished with college. Man that show is so silly. Catdog: Yea that's just crazy. (I will keep my fingers crossed!)

Then moment over. Some stuffed Ty Turkey can flying from the backseat. Catdog: Sorry mom just seeing if it could fly.

You know 1 out of 2 ain't bad.

New Playa in the Game

Recently had to get some poparatzi off my back by either shoving there camera down there lungs or simply giving them there own alias to blog by. Would have taken a poll of other options other than jail time, but since it is my blog I went ahead and was the good guy (man that is tuff for even me).
So new blogger (if they don't fall over dead at the computer due laughing their ass off) is Call Girl #7. Name was not so hard this time. I must be getting to that expert level. Anyway it popped into my head and boom onto the computer screen.
Have fun Call Girl #7.

Thoughts via Maxine

The Name Game

You guys are such babies. Nearly all of you said I hope I am not such and such.. So here is the Mermaid names. Which were generated by a website, not me. Mine are much cooler.

Jedi-Lady Bellasea (sorry but sounds like a great horse name), Double D-Lady Nymphana (so fitting), Tyrant-Seana Seapixi (you are no pixie), Princess - Waterfall (not bad), Big A-Scaley Bluefoam (sounds really gross), Ms. Thang- Zarina Oceandia (the African Princess), Lily Pad- Queen Beautinga (African Princess's mama), Salty Pink Pixie- Fishana (see next post)

Job Hazards

Well actually love my job. Am on top of the world, until 300+ pound pt who you know can't even wash that thing much less see it needs a vag check. Hmmm...Do you think I could be on that discovery channel guys "Dirty Jobs". Today would have been a top 5 show.

Narrowed down to One?

Well it is like this. I have a thought that I am going to discuss with the masses. Point is I probably could discuss a lot of thoughts that I have on a daily basis. Some have meaning while most don't. Regardless for your viewing pleasure I have narrowed it down to one thought to blog about today.

Still having Halloween flashbacks. Which are fine and still watching all those horror flicks on TV over the weekend got me to thinking. About what you might say, well about whether or not I would be one of the one's to survive. You watch all these crazy movies and think how stupid that person is. Or you may even be able to tell in the very beginning who is going to live and who is going to die some horrible death.

So would I survive. I would like to think so. Just because I am smart enough to not go to the attic because I hear a strange, unusual noise, and because I am smart enough not to go off in the unknown with some lunatic that obviously knows something I don't and because I am smart enough to talk someone else into checking those things out before me. Point is that if you are friends with me and we are lost, in trouble, or possibly fixing to die some horrid death, I would organize and be the leader but fully plan on letting you guys go first. Unless it was to freedom or safety. Then I would go first.

Is that horrid of me to think that way or just honest. Ah... forget it. I would sacrifice myself so you all could live and talk about me like the hero that I am. Or maybe not.

Not as smart as I thought?

Well last night was when all the goblins and ghostly beings came alive. So in true spirit (which I love Halloween) I wanted to spook it up a little bit. Here were the thoughts. I already had my Jack the Pumpkin tee on and low and behold I had makeup for sis's vampire costume right in front of me. What did I do? A Jack face of course. It ended up looking just a little freaky, instead of cutesy Jack. But it was an awesome skeleton face. The story continues further in that I sprayed my blonde hair with black and white hair spray. The effect was very awesome. Kids and Plowboy thought it looked pretty wicked.

So we trick or treat. Everyone says I looked great (of course). All kinds of people say wouldn't have recognized you, blah, blah, blah. So we hit one house that wasn't expecting us. We were all playing our rolls. Someone (who we won't name) was talking to said owner while we waited our turn. She then looks at us, does a double take (it is pitch black at this point, said owner has no idea) then says oh hi LuLu (she used real name). I was like crap. Owner then looks, does a double take and we are found out. I still can not believe she recognized me. FYI: I did not open my mouth. I am aware my voice is a give away. So regardless owner gave us great treats and kids got extra treat of gummy heart. Quite gross if you ask me. They loved it. Took some pics and moved on.

So that was my obviously I am going to have to work harder if I don't won't to be found out lesson. Not that having 2 kids (one who wears glasses, even as a vampire) along w/ plowboy (who did have a mask on) and me with a Jack shirt on would be give aways. Oh well back to the drawing board for next year.

I love Halloween. Too bad you are over. Good bye till next year. I will still wear my Jack shirt and think about you. (sniff, sniff).

Hope everyone had a great Halloween. Now it is 56 days till Christmas (or close enough). Thought you would all want to know.

Fun Game

OK I got all into this name thing and find all kinds of crazy stuff on the internet, imagine that. Anyway here is a quick game. I found a site that gave our Mermaid names. So of course mine is Awesome!!! and is Rainbowlee. But I am not going to just give you guys your names straight out. You are going to have to guess. HeeHee. I love being in charge of this site. I am shacking now from the power surge I just felt. I have a original with correct answers. You guys get to match Mermaid name to Lulu website name.

Mermaid name is 1-8 and all you have to do is guess who is belongs to. I made it even easier by putting Lulu names A-H.......Can't wait to see what you think.

Mermaid names:
1. Scaley Bluefoam
2. Queen Beautinga
3. Lady Nymphana
4. Waterfall
5. Fishana
6. Lady Bellasea
7. Seana Seapixi
8. Zarina Oceandia

LuLu Names:
A. Tyrant
B. Lily Pad
C. Jedi Master
D. Ms. Thang
E. Princess
F. Salty Pink Pixie
G. Big A
H. Double D

Happy Halloween

Just an early wish for no one to be abducted by Aliens, Vampires (unless very good looking and rich, we wont go any further), werewolves, skeletons, zombies, Obamas, etc. Everyone enjoy your day spooking.

You Asked For It!!!

Well since we know that I could not go to sleep tonight without fulfilling a longing request (given by Where's my Freakin Mind- check her site out, it Rocks!) for an alias. I guess she needs a street corner name or that was what I was thinking. Who know's when she might put on some rocking high heels and give out BJs (get your minds out of the gutters girls, she only does this at home for the Mister). LOL.

So without further delay, your new blog name (for the Lulu show) is Salty Pink Pixie. Now I must explain my madness. The pics I have seen via blogvision make me think of pixie's. You know fun, chaotic, fun, but then she has this alcohol before sunrise edge that you don't really think about (it kinda sneaks up on you). So it had to be both. Well, while using the google system I went thru names of mixed drinks and found a drink called Salty Pink Cherry Popper. It was perfect so I just combined the two. Genius!!! Enjoy your new name girl. Thanks for visiting my blog girl. Hope to here from you soon.

(Just thought I would let you know exactly what a Salty Pink Cherry Popper is. If someone tries it let us know.)

Salty Pink Cherry Popper

Ingredients
3 dashes Vodka (Smirnoff)
2 dashes Vodka, cherry
Fill with, pink Grapefruit Juice
1 piece Cherries/Maraschinos
1 Cup (crushed) Ice

Glass to Use
Highball glass

Mixing Instructions
1. Salt the rim of the glass well.2. Fill the glass almost full of the crushed ice.3. Add 3 dashes of Vodka and 2 dashes of Cherry Vodka.4. Finish filling the glass with Pink Grapefruit Juice.5. Stir well.6. Sit the whole cherry with a stem on top of the ice in the center of the glass.The cherry being done this way makes the drink look great. Stirring keeps all of the vodka from being at the bottom of the glass

(And here is the pixie philosophy)

Pixie philosophy

1: have fun

2: if it’s not fun don’t do it

3: in case you find yourself not having fun, see the first two rules

4: when you get caught doing something bad divert blame, no matter how red handed you were caught.

5 a friend of a friend is my friend, as an enemy of my friend is my enemy.

6: word play, don't state the truth flate out when asked and take everything literly.

Names continued

Almost didn't post Ms. Thang. Here you go sweety.

Your fairy is called Thorn Goblinwitch

She is a bringer of riches and wealth.

She lives in brambles and blackberry bushes.

She is only seen in the enchanted moment between sleep and waking.

She wears purple and green like berries and leaves. She has gentle green wings like a butterfly.

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Fairy Names..HeeHee

O.K. trying to find a suitable alias and ran across this fairy name maker. Everyone should try it out. It was quite fun. I tried several names and this is what I came up with. Of course mine is the coolest. What else would you expect?

So here is mine:

Your fairy is called Fire Rainbowfilter

She is a fortune bringer.

She lives where fireflies mate and breed.

She is only seen on midsummer's eve.

Her dresses glow with fiery colours. She has multicoloured wings like a butterfly.

Jedi Master here is yours:
Your fairy is called Bramble Icedancer

She is a bone chilling bringer of justice for the vulnerable.

She lives in leafy dells and bluebell glades.

She is only seen when the bees swarm and the crickets chirrup.

She wears bluebell-blue dresses. She has icy blue butterfly wings.

Double D here you are:
Your fairy is called Fidget Goblintree

She is a bringer of riches and wealth.

She lives in rotting woodlands near poisonous toadstools.

She is only seen when the first leaves fall from the trees.

She wears red with white spots, like the toadstools. She has gentle green wings like a butterfly.

Lily Pad here you are:
Your fairy is called Bramble Elfdancer

She is a cheerful sprite.

She lives in leafy dells and bluebell glades.

She is only seen when the bees swarm and the crickets chirrup.

She wears bluebell-blue dresses. She has delicate green wings like a cicada.

Tyrant here you are:
Your fairy is called Columbine Elfshimmer

She is a cheerful sprite.

She lives in mushroom fields and quiet meadows.

She is only seen when the first flowers begin to blossom.

She wears lilac and purple like columbine flowers. She has delicate green wings like a cicada.

Princess here you are:
Your fairy is called Yarrow Elfglimmer

She is a cheerful sprite.

She lives close to vixen and badger sets.

She is only seen when the sun sets on the day of a completed harvest.

She dresses in black and white like a badger. She has delicate green wings like a cicada.

No one excluded

Fun of blogging is being in charge. Before anyone opens there big mouth I already am aware that I usually try to be in charge on a regular basis anyway. So there. Back to the topic at hand, is that I will bestow a name to anyone who asks (which was requested). Remember that you may not like it, but it will be funny as hell to the rest of us. So I am going to ponder my first official request. The rest of you guys got one just because I said so. No exchanges or returns can be given once you are granted your "magic" name.

So I am off now to ponder.......Wish me luck....

Disclaimer

Could disclaimer my site to all those new comers who know me or who don't but I don't think so. That is the whole reason I do this blog is so that I can be uncensored about whatever. So the only disclaimer I can give is you never know what might pop up on screen or in my mind.

Reasons for this thought is that friends who would like to comment can do so any time. I am giving one new reader her own alias. We will call her Lily Pad or Lily for short. Which ever I feel like at the time. Lily Pad is super great and she has a frog fetish (hince the name). She is very funny and she thinks I am very funny (which is why she gets her own name). I have know little Lily for a long time (she knew me even during my school days, oh my). The only bad things to say about Lily Pad is that she probably could run rings around me with things she does. She juggles about as many things as I do and she is great at it. Happy reading Lily Pad.

My Sign

Finally guys after all the searching, late nights, headaches, bitchin, late nights (worth saying twice) for me and for my family, oh and for my friends. My sign (not those crazy ass one's you guys have) came up and yeehaw I took that exit like gangbusters. Plowboy and I went to re-take (which we don't like to talk about often- still have flashbacks from that) my BIG test. Which I PASSED. My mom said don't you wish it broke it down when you pass like it did when you failed, so you can see how you did. NO!!!! I don't care. It is over and my paper says I passed and that is all I care about. I don't want to feel anyworse or better. Just knowing I passed is worth it all.

Thanks guys for sticking with me. Plowboy thinks I will go into super blogging mode since I do not have to study (school wise) anymore. I said that sounds great actually.

Love you guys. Thanks for sticking with me. We will all have to celebrate soon. Maybe I can get something together. I deserve it, we all do.

End Zone Dance, Maybe!!!

Don't even act like you guys don't know this one. Get up and strut your stuff. This is the end zone dance!!!

Comments

I am fully aware that I do this blog for my on state of insanity at which ever level it is at, but I do like to hear from you guys. I feel even more insane laughing at my own insanity if that is even possible. So I have gone into the computer blog system and tried to make it easier to comment.

I enjoy the thought that you all are discussing how crazy I am or possible am not amongst yourselves and that is fine. I just want to talk to you guys to. I want to also be involved. Don't you guys no how self conscious I am? I can take comments. I demand them.

Be brave. Be fun. Be creative. Write a comment.

Say What?

Phrase of the day...Mental Margarita. I guess this proceeds having a mental breakdown. It is like a step process..mental stress leads to mental margarita which leads to mental marijauna which leads to mental shutdown which leads to mental breakdown.

So I think when stress becomes an issue we should all just go straight to mental margarita. Example...Bad news or someone pissing you off just sit down and take a mental margarita. World is now a better place. I have solved world's problems once again.

You owe it to yourself to remember take a mental margarita. There is no limit. There is no DUI. There is no cash exchange. There is no 12 step program. You will hopefully still recognize your kids and husband. Amazing.

And if that doesn't work bring on the alcohol (by the case if needed).

A Dream?!?

Well as most of you know already that I don't sleep well or don't sleep at all so I was also very surprised to have had a dream (that I could remember parts of) in the wee hours of this morning. Once again I have probably read way to many books in that turn of the century era about romance and such. So here is what I remember of the dream....

Well actually at first just me running why I don't know but I know that I was not being chased, more like the sneaking around when I knew I shouldn't be. I also knew that I shouldn't be running around without an escort, hince knowing the time era. Anyway was spying on another girl who was having romantic interlude w/ handsome young rouge. Moving on, we were outside and I could hear them talking under the stars and trees. No real juicy stuff occurred (thank godness. Much better if I had been w/ said handsome man). Then they got busted so in turn I was trying to not get caught either. As I was making my get away I run into Princess (of all people) and then we try to escape.

Interjection of Dream: Princess did you also have a dream this morning? Just wondering what the hell you were doing there. I think we would all like to know. Hmmm?

Back to Dream: We end up running like into a locker room/bathroom type situation to hide. So while me and Princess area hiding in what I think is a stall the water in the toliet or shower (whatever it was) started running and I am standing on the toliet trying to fix it, someone knocks at the door. So Princess opens it and the girl is young (so we weren't really busted) but she had the face of one of my previous senior league girls softball players (go figure). Princess as always makes up some excuse and gets us off the hook. Then, sorry folks, the phone rings (my real phone) and dream over.

Anyone brave enough to figure that dream out by all means go for it. Princess also better have a very good excuse for being involved in this dream. Maybe she really has all the answers. What a thought to ponder. As for me trying to see if I can wrack my brain to more details on romantic interlude and dammit why wasn't it me? That is just a kick in the head.

Discussion

OK guys time for a little discussion regarding "for real" shit or so I say. Anyway trying to brainstorm some blog stuff for you guys that you would all like and that I would like to talk about and came up with the search of crazy signs or OMG signs or is this sign for real stuff for you guys. Have fun.






--Not really sure thought you guys would recognize whether this sign means legal or illegal before I would. You know just because you may have experienced something like this first hand. Oh well I will just guess who you are.



--HeeHee, don't know whether would like running up on this or not. Depends on what the sign before it said or looked like. You know a John Holmes (if that is right) kinda sighting might not be to terrible.



--Probably missed this sign while I was text messaging or talking on my cell phone. Oh Fuck that is what the sign was implying. Everyone take notice. This sign is important. Excuse me I just got a text message..



--What do you think this sign means? Be honest guys. I will have to stop blogging if it means no bull shit allowed. Hmmm....Guess I will ignore this sign.




--Just funny, don't you think?



--Tyrant stop doing this. Damn girl enough is enough. HeeHee (expect I will hear something due to that little remark, funny anyway)




--That does not include any of us or those of us still fertile.




--Thought this was sad (for like 2 seconds) but at least he was honest. Do you guys think this would work for me. I need contributions for alcohol research also. I'm telling you I bet you could get $100 given to you in 1 hr with a sign like this. If a person looked normal (like myself) and had a sign like this I would give them money.



--This just made me think of some of my friends. HeeHee



---What a great idea. This was awesome. I am going to log this in the old memory bank and actually do it one day. Tyrant was this you? Very impressive.



--For Double D who else. Do you think someone could find me this and we could put it on Double D's front door. Alan would love it. Everyone be on the lookout.



--Just a WTF sign. I thought unicorns could only be seen by virgins. Oh I guess I am the only one who can see this. Sorry guys.


Well now you have it my blog for the day. Enjoy, Laugh Your Ass Off, and keep visiting my blog. You never know what you may find.

Little Comments

Well had to do at least one blog if not several to all of those persons who love me. Ahh.. how sweet it is to have friends who know that I am a totally nut case still act like they know me and are even seen in public with me. Anyway here is a big shout out to all of you.




To Jedi Master...You can always be counted on and thanks so much for help with the new love in your life. Ms. Thang said THANKS!!!!! stuff was better than great. You Rock.

To Double D...Who wouldn't be jealous of you? A everyone is jealous. Enough said. You Rock.

To Tyrant...Tough love baby. Wouldn't want you to be anyother way. Thanks for checking on me to make sure I am still inhaling O2. You Rock.

To Princess... Just get better. You Rock.

To Ms. Thang...You just are the most likeable and friendly person (& sister in law) a gal could have. Love ya. You Rock.

To Race on Jay May...Thanks for always taking care of me at work. Don't really fully enjoy the work day without you. You Rock.

New Favorite Song...Enjoy!!!

Too many thoughts, so little time

Just another day of jumbled thoughts that I am trying to store somewhere other than the limited space in my mind. I swear I feel like a computer or a cell phone saying you are running out of space you must delete. So instead of fully deleting, I am writing this stuff out because I know how interested you all are in what will come out of my mouth next. You know sometimes I even surprise myself.

Anyway thinking about Halloween which is only 2 wks away. Double D won't have us an adult Halloween party. Thanks a lot Double D. I did make her feel bad enough to think about trying to work it out for next year or convincing someone else to do one. Keep on it Double D.

Catdog is going as Darth Vader (is that how it is spelled? Who cares?) and had to have the sword/beam of light thing that is both green and red. Which obviously represents good and evil because Catdog said that when he has his mask on it should be red and he is EVIL and when his mask is off it should be green and he is GOOD. Way to confusing for me, but we got the correct good vs evil sword.

No ideas for Sis yet. She changes her mind daily, so we don't have anything. She had a great idea to be the headless horseman. I think it could be really cool. Maybe I should talk her into keeping that idea and running with it. Whatever she decides I need to know, pronto.

Last idea of the day (that I am going to write about) is how I may sit down one day and write my blog story. This is what I am going to call it for the moment. I have tons of ideas and anyone that knows me has laughed because I have said I will write a book one day. What better way to get pure uncensored advise about a possible book. The book will consist of 3 things: 1. A Hero (male, sexy, single (who really cares if he isn't), hopefully Australian (and since it is my book he most likely will be), hot (oh did I say that already) and knows how to please a woman (I can't wait). 2. A Heroine (smart, sexy, brave, intelligent (you know modeled after myself or possibly one of my friends. Again this is my book.), and the hero is hot after her). 3. Perfect setting (who knows where, always loved those turn of the century balls and castles, but may have to think how to get an Aussie there. Hmmm.). So be on the lookout for blogs that may include my future book and you must comment on. Again, I am going to have to think about this pretty hard.

Double D's 23rd B-day

Well if Double D says she is 23 then who am I to say she is really....oops can't say what she really is. Sorry folks. Have to stick w/ Double D and say 23. But if she tries some bullshit like she is really 21 next year, I will have to remind her that no you are really 24. HeeHee.

Always have a blast w/ Double D and friends. Traditional Fab Friend B-day celebration that involved Margarita's and conversation was held today in honor of this 23rd B-day. I am learning fast that the more you believe in something the more likely you are to say it and the more likely you are to repeat it and so forth. So Double D you keep telling yourself I don't look a day over 19 and bygolly if it's my 23rd B-day then so be it. Who am I to say any different.

So this is tribute from AB FAB to Double D. This is just a preview of her working with crazies on a daily basis or maybe she is the crazy one. I take that back she is friends with me no way she could be crazy. This not going the way I want it to so just check out the clip. Hope you LYAO.

Happy Birthday Double D (whatever year it is).

Blog Hiatus

I believe that is spelled correctly. So, this is what I have been doing up until today (because it deserves it's own blog). Preparing for great get away trip w/ grandparents (who rock) and my mother and sis. We went to Gatlinburg to shop, talk, shop, eat, talk, eat, oh did I mention shop. Anyway we had the best time. Little surprise was going to the Biltmore on one day. My new dream home. OMG people it is just unbelievable. I can't even say how much I would have hit on George Vanderbilt if I had even been around in that time zone. Could be a thought if I ever learn to go back into time. Hmmm... I will have to put that thought in some kind of storage bank. Anyway, really is a must to anyone who likes that stuff. All I could keep thinking was living there and saying: "Kids go play in our big ass front yard while I go check on something in the west wing." or "Don't drown your cousin in our big ass fountain in the big ass front yard". See how much fun that is.

Little thoughts about....Me

Just some fun quotes that remind me of.......hmmm.....oh they remind me of myself. See if you agree.

Me on spelling:
A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you first thought of.- Burt Bacharach (Remind me what is a synonym, is that what I do when I can't spell and just say forget it and pick a word that means close enought to the same that I can spell?)

Me on interaction w/ people:
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.- Harry S. Truman (Thus the nickname Truman. Go Figure?)
An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. (Just thought to remind you all of how good my skill is.)

Me on the Future:
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.- Henry Kissinger (Does everyone see this and understand? Shake your head yes or no. I would appreciate if everyone followed this, if not, I'll get over it.)

What I should do:
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. (Just a thought..hmm?)

What I should have done:
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. (Unfortunetly doesn't always work this way. Man.)

A thought to ponder:
It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives.

Now about my Friends:
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. (Dito to all of you guys. Love ya cracked shells and all.)

Lions and Tigers and Werewolves? Oh My!

Just some thoughts about Halloween and Werewolves. Enjoy!!!

Sherwood Forest

Well I think it is about time I introduce all those unidentified soles who might read this blog. This way no one will be more confused than usual. I thought this tale of old could be written in regards to Sherwood Forest. I am going to call myself Robin Hood (very fitting if I do say so) and all my friends will be referred to (just for this post) as my Merry Men!! I personally like being Robin Hood. Always liked the movie, book, cartoon, whatever. I think I fit the role of robbing the rich and giving to the poor very well. Just don't know about those green tights. Maybe I could wear my Lucky's instead.

(Here we go and no one is to get mad over this, I thought it was another brilliant mind boggling thing to post. And since this is my therapy I refuse to let anyone be angry. You can only laugh or simply say OMG.....)

JM otherwise known as Jedi Master will be Friar Tuck (the skinny young version- heehee). She is one of my close friends who ends up having to have confessional Thursdays with us (so to speak), usually w/ some alcohol involved, to help us through life's problems. She is truly considered the master of all things. Unfortunetly she has to put up with me and I can boggle the strongest of minds. We love her even though she hates all my shoe choices.

Next is Double D who has repeatedly stated she is only a full C (she was measured professionally- whatever Double D) will be Alan a Dale. I have researched this (just for the blog) and Alan a Dale was the minstrel (singer/performer, so forth). Double D is over games and prizes and is consider Social Cordinator so I picked this title for you. You keep us all entertained and up to date on the latest styles. (Also liked since Double D is married to a Alan) Double D is also a good friend who knows that I am not jealous of her boobs.

Ms. Thang who is one of my Awesome Sister in Laws (yes folks I have more than one and 2 out of 3 being awesome ain't bad) who will be Little John. Little John is kinda my side kick. She will help me with whatever and she thinks I am very funny. I love her. Ms. Thang also is very funny, kind, and loving (kinda opposite of me, so we get along great). Hope you are having a laugh about this Ms. Thang (or I may call you Little John...hmm...I will have to think about it).

Next is the Tyrant, who is always crying about me not putting her on the blog (sob, sob, sniff, sob..). The Tyrant will be Will Scarlet (who was a murderer- I think you are perfect for this title). The Tyrant or Will is another good friend who I don't get to work with much any more but to know her is to love her. Unless you are on her bad side, then I will sing at your funneral. HeeHee. The Tyrant is very set on right and wrong (no matter what anyone says about you) and very much takes care of her friends and family (which is why I really like being her friend). So there Will you are on my blog now.

I have so many friends-what a lucky girl. Now we must continue.

The Big A (which she doesn't know this is her blog name...just a hint for her...you like horses and put people to sleep...oh you also love Carona's) has been my friend since she moved back home pretty much. We have been crazy lately, but she is still one of my close friends and will by Will Stately (who aids and abetts Robin Hood). The Big A and I get into all kinds of things since we are kinda alike (you know think we are right, very loud, and well just plan fun). The Big A is going to have to start blogging on my sight though. Where are you Big A? We need to hear from you.

I guess last (for this blog) is Princess. Princess is another friend from work who recently had surgery (hope you get to feeling better Princess) and will be Reynold Greenleaf (who also was a Merry Man who just hanged with the group). Think I just like saying Princess Greenleaf. Anyway Princess is lots of fun and she is a good friend of the Tyrant (that just speaks of how great she is..heehee). Princess likes to cuss a lot and I like her to say What the Hell. It is so funny when she does. Get Well Soon Princess.

Now you know why I blog. I have to get this crazy shit out of my mind and put somewhere else. Don't feel sorry for my friends, they already know and love me anyway.

Full Moon Sighting

Halloween Rocks!!!!

Pumpkin Therapy?

Recently told this was the needed therapy, but I need help with who is who? Any guess?

Today's Fortune

Maybe I should take these into account. Hmm...What to do?!?

Fall

What's in a Pumpkin?

Seeds & Pies and Loads of fun

Moonbeams & Raindrops, A Slice of the Sun

Golden days & nights of Black

And the heartwarming Smile

Of a Man Named

Jack

Oh how I love Fall!!!!

Freakin Shoes

Well since JM doesn't like my shoes here are 3 other choices. Not that I might not get the first ones anyway. You know just to prove her wrong (but what if I am wrong, ah shit, I can't admit that).





Obviously I have some red theme going. Don't even know what that is about.

7 Random/Odd things

Got tagged by Shannon to reveal 7 random/odd things about myself. So here we go:

1. I have been a RN for 9 years and recently finished a program for my nurse midwife and women's health NP. Don't deliver babes at homes, but will in the hospital. Oh not really a hippy either, actually fairly normal. Also didn't mention really always wanted to be an architect or astronaut (is that crazy or what).

2. I still close my closet doors at night. When I was little I was always afraid "something" was in my closet and wouldn't/couldn't come out if the doors were closed. Sometimes I laugh when I catch myself doing this ritual.

3. I actually broke in (so to speak) to a girlfriends house during highschool to retrieve "something" that should be destroyed with another girlfriend (who is now my sister in law) before it got into the wrong hands. It was really funny and I don't think it would work well for me on a daily basis.

4. Can't spell worth shit. "Hooked on Phonics worked for me". Just read my stuff and you will see. Thank God for spell check.

5. Kinda a nonsmoker smoker (not really closet smoker), but will have a cig or 2 here and there. But I will gladly drink in public. HeeHee.

6. Very quick witted. Not sure if mind is in gutter all the time, but my brain wheels are always turning. So watch out.

7. I love to read romance novels. Not the real graphic never could happen stuff, but the almost close to the real thing stuff. Oh also like it in the period of balls, beautiful gowns, mistresses, and good looking men. (maybe I should start another book).

There you have it. Comment if you like. I can take it

Vodka in the Water

Thought this would could be implemented in my work place. It would be quite interesting. HaHa

My favorite things (today)

Just thought I would share my most favorite things (for the moment). Really just trying to make everyone JEALOUS!!! Hee.Hee.

Favorite top: My midwife tee (which is what I call it)



Favorite Jeans: Thanks to the help of fab friends. I LOVE my LUCKY JEANS!!!! (just so you guys know that is not me in the picture- duh)



Favorite Bag: Well I have 2 others but this one is new and it is so awesome (it is an Ed Hardy bag if you like that stuff.... Which I do!!)



Favorite shoes: Well these would be my favorite shoes if I had them. Guess you can't have everything. These are J41's which I love and want and will buy at some point in near future.



So there you have it. A little more insight in getting to know me and what I like. So now I command you guys to list your favorite things.