Decorating

So got to spend the day with Jedi decorating. It is quite fun to go to someone else's house, put up their Christmas decorations and not have to deal with any of the mess. And most of all they say Thank You. Quite amazing. The best part was getting to decorate the most awesome tree. The Silver "A star is born" tree. AKA the Stripper Tree. This pic is kinda what it looks like pre fabulous ornaments and feathered tailed birds. Oh My!!!



Why it is a stripper tree to son #3 I have no idea. Maybe little Johnny has something else on his mind. Jedi you need to talk to him about that. Tried to find a pic of stripper tree, but only found one pole that was decorated and X-rated for the blog. So found this vintage stripper tree. Oh how I love Christmas!!!

New Moon

Yes I did stand in line for a seat, not tickets. The lovely new age technology of buy your tickets weeks in advance worked well. The movie was as good as I dreamed it would be. I am totally a Team Edward and ahh if you watch either movie you know why? dah? Anyway couldn't be on the internet and not let everyone know I have seen it and loved it.

New Ringtone, in case you wondered

New Thought for Everyone I talk to....

OK here lately I either am running my mouth or not, which is very confusing for me since I am on the not side. Anyway found this quote which sums it all up....


I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. -Robert McCloskey


What a thought to ponder.

Just a thought of "Which way do I go" moments. I don't know why Road to Hell wasn't mentioned. Hmmm....

Weekends

Well the weekends seem full from now till say Dec the something and then it is Christmas. We have something planned nearly every Fri and Sat night. At least they are things that I want to do. Just so happens am off work Friday to have full day with the girls. Jedi, Double D, and Frenchy to be exact. Yeah guys. Who is bringing the Margarittas?

Anyway I am looking forward to Christmas shopping along with a good meal, yum.

Yeah for Friday!!!! I can't wait. The week will be so long till then.





Oh and did I mention it was also Friday the 13th.....

Too Early?

I promise I haven't lost it, just yet that is, and I talked plowboy into bringing down the big ass Christmas Tree. Like on Nov. 1. Well, it was a big decision. Not that I have it decorated (keep that in mind, when ruling on my sanity), it is just that #1 it is so big (2 coffin size boxes) and #2 I need it ready for when I have time (and feel like) working on it. I even almost considered not putting it out, but what do you think the kids said. Mom we need to have the tree ready for Santa. Crap, I mean, yes of course dears. So, tree is out and we even turn the lights on. It is just minus decoration. Maybe I could get by with just that. Nah..

I love this time of Year!!!

Everyone has there pick of favorite time of the year, favorite holiday, or just favorite day. Mine is fall, I love the crispness in the air, I love Halloween, I love the colors. Oh, my I could go on and on and not even get close to explaining in mere words the love I have. I have always said that I would like to move to Maine or some Northeastern providence. But, Winter is a very big downfall for me. A big YUCK after so much love has occurred. I like to view snow via pictures or TV. Maybe touch it once or twice. But, not a big winter games kinda girl (as far as I know). Anyway hope everyone is enjoying this time of year as much as I am.

Love This!!!!

Even though I do tend to find the most amazing stuff via the internet, I did steal this from another blog site. See I don't take credit for everything. Anyway, love this new life motto. Thanks fellow blogger.

The Best Mom Award

I know you guys are pretty much like me and think that your kids are full of BS until proved otherwise. Especially regarding ailments of why they should not go to school. Well Catdog told me all morning that his stomach hurt

Reinactment:
Catdog: Mom my stomach hurts, I can't put on my shoes.
Mom: Your fine just put on your shoes. We are running late.
Catdog: Mom my stomach hurts, I can't go to school.
Mom: Your fine. Here I will put on your shoes. We have to go.
Catdog: Mom my stomach hurts.
Mom: Go to school and call Grandma if not better.
Catdog: I don't know her number.
Mom: Get in the car we are late. School will have her number.

Ride to school (in big ass vehicle on winding narrow road, probably exceding speed limit - unsure on that)
Catdog: Mom I need a check for my scholastic book order. Mom my stomach hurts.
Mom: Here let me write it (while driving on said road). You will be fine.
Catdog: Mom this is it. For Real. This is it. I am going to be sick. For Real this time, mom.
(She's going to blow)
Mom: Crap
(Big ass vehicle pulled to side road, door opened)
Catdog: I'm going to be sick
Hurl, Hurl, Hurl. At least was on road w/ minimal splatter.
Catdog: Now do you believe me mom.
Mom: We need to call dad to meet us at home.
Catdog: So I'm not going to school then. I told you my stomach hurt.

Love it!!!

Got introduced to this band via facebook and I am in love with this song. Totally can't find it anywhere the WTF is that all about. Please be in the store today, because I am going to look, again..

Sigh....

Having a moment of memory, reflection, of a love lost. Well really just watching old(er) movies on TV today while doing nothing else and there he is... The One that could have been. Sigh... Anyway Heath Ledger was always one of my favorite hotties. I may have stood a chance, but it will never be. What more could I have asked for, Good looks, Husky Voice, and oh did I mention yet, Australian. Again, sigh...





So here are just some pics of why I think he was such a MAN!!!!!


I was also thinking of all my favorite movies he was in... A Knight's Tale, 10 Things I hate About You.. Do I have these movies.. Casanova, The Patriot.. I could go on and on. Guess I will enjoy the pics instead.

Thought

Well anyone who knows me is fully aware that I have probably umptenth thousand thoughts roaming around in my head. It actually is a novelty to talk with me, because I do blurt out some funny shit (usually the unexpected varity to boot). Anyway, I was thinking instead of logging all the babies I deliver (which I have been so busy that I really haven't even been doing that), I was thinking I could log the music or song I heard while on the way (or in the room if the TV is on).

Reason being is that I was just laughing because I heard the original "Double Dutch Bus" at 0015 hours (or a little after midnight, for all you laypersons) on my drive in to a delivery. I had pictures of roller skates and my moms record of this song (oh my) in my head.

So I think this could hold some merrit. Wouldn't you want to know that AC/DC was playing right before I delivered your little one. Or maybe Pink, or whatever. I am leaving you with "double dutch bus" just because I like it. And will let you know if this project stands a chance.

Just Funny or Accurate

Ok not even my bday but had to put this cartoon from savage chicken on my post. Otherwise I would totally forget by the time my true bday would roll around. Anyway according to the graph I would forget due to the increase of alcohol vs age ratio.

Random Friday Thoughts

Ok so having total brain meltdown and could not come up with anything "spur of the moment" just to talk about. Thought I could use my BSing skills and just totally spend lots of time talking about nothing, but that made my head hurt. So here is 2 random exerts from my fav "Story People" book by Brian Andreas.

Jello Salad:
There are 7 levels of hell, she said, and I think one of them is reserved for people who bring jello salad to every potluck they go to.



(This one is so true..words to live by)
Knowing Right:
I'm not so good at taking my own advice, she said, but that doesn't mean I don't know what's right.

Why I love Youtube

Heard this on the radio (not this long of a version) but I loved it. Give me one bourbon, one scotch, one beer.....enjoy.

Not about me

Well finally something not about me and my crazy ass life. It is about catdog and how he is so excited about cub scouts. I mean this seems bigger than Santa. Surely he doesn't already suspect... Anyway he is there as we speak with plowboy and they hopefully are having a good time. I may have some new adventures (which would be fine) coming up. Catdog did ask if I could go (sweet) but I said sorry cub scouts is your father's job. (yea)

So we shall keep you posted on all the old women we help cross the road or some such.

I want to go back

Oregon....Chad and Mica are in Oregon. Can't I go back. It was really the best trip in the world and it was so beautiful. Someone please take me back. Maybe I could just live there. The kids would love it. I think I may throw a tantrum over this. "I am ready to go back, now!"

Well, now that I have gotten it out of my system I can be more calm. "please someone take me back". That was nicer wasn't it. Did it work? Anyone?

Oh well, maybe next year

Facebook

Hmmm...Still so unsure about the whole facebook thing. I don't know, I just don't have as much fun. I do like the quizes. Not that they really require much thought. Just always fun to do. I do know a lot of people on facebook. Oh well, guess it is just me. I will continue to press on and work harder I guess.

New Motto via Song

Well was talking about this song to a friend of mine, so here it is. I swear this song is pretty close to the way I am feeling now. So, that is why I like it.

Funny

Love Chevy Chase, but watched Fletch the other day and I was thinking about how funny it all was. So, got you guys this clip. You have to watch it because I don't care who you are, this is funny..

Midwife Knowledge

Just a little tip from the Midwife...

From Previous Post

Sorry, but I didn't really notice last night that those were men feet. It was the tattoos people that I was thinking of. Will try to do better next time. Heehee

I did it...finally

Facebook. yes such an ugly, ugly word. I finally after several people pretty much just called me a pussy. humph. I finally acepted the challenge. It is not very easy to figure out and I think I am pretty smart. Maybe a little smart (please does it really matter). Anyway I am now on and trying to figure it all out and still blog at the same time. I do love a good challenge.

Tattoo's Yes or No?

Hey guys, Here I am back after summer vacation (which is what I am calling not blogging for neary 6 wks) and all I can think about is getting a tattoo. What do you all think? Well I do want to know even though I may or may not take your advise. Anyway story is did a trial run on the real vacation to the beach with one of those Henna Tattoos. Oh it all went well until plowboy decided to wash it off (not that I am an expert, but I think you peel it off after it dries and then you have the design kinda dyed onto your skin), well again we washed it. Wrong. It kinda smeared everywhere. Ahem..We will not say where it was. 2 wks later it looks ok. At the time I definitely kept it hidden. So trial run went wrong. Maybe that was an indication I shouldn't get one. But, some are so awesome. Don't know, but I will continue to think about it.



Just look how pretty this is. Bet it hurt like hell though. Hmmm. Maybe I should research this more?

No Excuse

Well you might think I will have some little excuse for being "lazy", but it was just summer. I can't promise anything, because it has really been busy and I have been really tired by the time I get home. I know, cry,cry,cry (and I will if I want to, just so you know), but it is time to get back into this blog business. You guys might need to know something and I am just the person to tell you what I think about it.

Ahemm...

Like my favorite sister (in law) Ms. Thang just recently said to me..


Gotta Love It.....


Or NOT!!!!!

More Signs

Here are more signs. Do you think I could do just one?




Really look close. I almost missed the falling cow. OMG!!! Can't you just see it. Driving down the road and saying "hey kids, look a cow. Oh Shit, It's going to hit us". Kinda reminds me of mountain goats. BAAA!!



Are you serious? Give me a break. Sign has sharp edges, oh I almost missed the part about the bridge out. Thanks for the notice!!

Sign for Work

New Face/Old Face

OK so you should all be jealous because tomorrow is well needed shopping trip (regardless if we buy anything). Also remember that the fortune cookie never lies (or I don't think so). Anyway, new face is going to join us tomorrow. Well, actually we have known her for awhile and she is awesome (which is why she gets to go). No girls I am not referring to you (Double D or Jedi Master). I am talking about Frenchy. All day today I was thinking about the similarities between the both of them. Those who know will have to agree. I mean how often am I wrong when I name someone? Hmmm...never!!!!

So I found this pic of Frenchy from Grease and think it is a perfect match. I also look forward to tomorrows festivities. Yeah!!!!!

The Name of the Game

How long has it been since I published some great fortune cookie wisdom? Don't be a smarty britches and answer that, please. Why I didn't think to do so any sooner (dah! Fortune cookies were the whole reason behind the blog site)? Anyway found some cute ones and thought I would share.




So this is my first one. Don't you love it girls! We are so on the road by next Friday for shopaholics very well deserved day. I am sure some margarita's will be involved. Please Lord, do not cause any major things to happen that could hamper this day. I promise I will try to be good this week and be nice to most of the people I do not like, and I will try to voice only one opinion a day. Lord, even if I can't do these things, please, please, let me go anyway. Oh, also let me find a pair of pants. Thank you Lord.



Just a reminder for me. I may use it, when confronted with the "why can't you back down" issues.


Well do we agree with this or not? Hmmm...

Word of the Day

So as usual I have a hundred ideas that I would love to implement. Maybe not the right word. I implement alot of things it's just continuing the process that seems to be the problem. So you will now get a random word of the day. Just be excited. Just like me you will be confused and excited all at the same time. Since I am this way, I have put a little twist on the word definition. Ready? I am going to pick a word and put my on little definition. You all are welcome to do the same thing. I am thinking this will be fun. (Sorry for rattling on, but lack of sleep!)



WORD OF THE DAY: ASYLUM

DEFINITION: AHEM...AN ORGANIZED RESORT FOR YOUR...AHEM...HEALTH



Look I even included a picture.

11-20-09

I am so excited. For all you none Twilight fans you just don't get it (and I was once like you, but I finally read book 1 and have fell in love). So here is a sneak peak of New Moon. I can't wait to watch it. I will once again act like a 20 year old (shouldn't be hard since I am not far from that..Ahem).

Yeah!!!!

Couldn't not use the power of the internet to say how very proud we are of Catdog. He graduated Kindergarden last night and actually did a decent job on his lines. Good Job!!! Hopefully we will also see you graduate high school. I look forward (or maybe not) to the many years inbetween. So I did the super mom stuff last night and everything went great.

In Case you Forgot

No people, this is not me. I just thought in case you all forgot or just didn't even know what a Sweet Potato Queen is, then view picture below. Regardless of outfit these girlfriends rock. So pick up one of her books and you will think it was written by one of your best friends. Trust me (I won't take this statement back either).

Plan of Action

So, I am all into this reality bit and I desperately want to be on a game show or something. I may even look up all the local websites and leave messages. Well, I would if I had the time. Otherwise only the chosen few will get to enjoy my ranting about it. But, just so you all know I probably will do a "I told you so" kinda thing if (when) I get on my first show. I'm telling you they will love me.

So instead of doing previously mentioned plan of website ranting, I may write a book. (I will need volunteers for the spell check part. Not brillant at that). I'm thinking about a sequel or a spin off of the "Sweet Potato Queens", so I need a good name for this group of girlfriends I am talking about. Oh and remember the sweet potato queens also have an outfit (so to speak). Everyone be thinking about this. I am totally serious. I mean when am I not serious (just so you know, I will not take that statement back).

For Work

OK here are my favorite chicken cartoons. This actually is going to be my new patient quiz. If you can't finish this, then I can't fix stupid, I mean fix you. So do you think this would offend anyone? I guess not. If they can't finish it, then they are probably to stupid to get offended. So I am sharing in case anyone else needs to use this...

Next purchase

I love this website

Moment of AYEEE!!!

Not as bad as you might think, but have to say how my 2 bestest pals in the world left me alone. Yes they did, well maybe they did. Both going and coming out of town that left me with a 24hr window of possibly being totally alone in this little town of ours. I was very upset and having some moment of anxiety about the whole situation.

Don't worry. Both are back. The stars have come together and I am now back on the normal track. Yea!!!

Reality TV

OK reality TV. You know you all watch it and sometimes actually love it. But, don't you think we could all have our own show? I sure do. I mean I read your blogs and think how funny and great you all are. And I am sure your read mine thinking shit she is funny or that she shares my life. So, I am having my own Dear TV executives moment of pick me. My normal life would be enough for several seasons.

Oh, my other moment is to the Execs of Dancing With the Stars. Can't you have a make me a star moment or feel sorry for the little people moment. I promise I will have viewers. My friends say they will all call in and vote for me. You know, Vote for Lulu she's the best. I can do it people. I am just waiting for the phone call. Come on DWTS execs. Call me!!!

Well, as you can see obviously I either have finally hit the end or am just got too much time on my hands. Maybe both, but I think more of another stress reliever. Thanks for listening TV execs. You can call if you want to!

Crap!!!

Where have I been? Well it has been long enough that I thought "crap, what is my password". But, since I am a genius (cough,cough) I picked one that I could remember. Yeah!!! So here I am. Ready to go back in full swing.

Random Anythings

Just sitting here thinking of what to say. I mean crap, everyday is a circus (which would be a good title for my next blog site) and I know you guys get tired of hearing about it. Or actually you probably do sit in suspense wondering if I actually lived thru the ordeal. Well just so you know, always put your money on me. Some how I do tend to come out alive.

Well I did want to mention that I am usually also very lucky (so to speak) and am pretty pissed that I did not win Salty Pink Pixies giveaway. I really did think I was going to pull it off. Oh well, I will have to focus harder next time. Please people it was wine and a cool bag. We all know how I love bags and anyone who would like to give me wine, please feel free to do so.


So since I am always concerned about plowboys wardrobe, I really think he could use some of these underwear. Yes people that is why I put the commercial here for you to check and see if your hubbies could use a new pair of underwear. And no I did not put this here for any reason (such as hot australian guys) other than for your benefit.

Sigh

I think I have not blogged just because I love looking at Beckham. Oh My!!! So I am taking a deep breath and fixing to hit the save and post button and he will move on down the page. Sigh...

Good news is that I will simply have to find something even better now. Yea!! A new Goal so to speak. I do love a challenge.

One last underwear pic! For Salty Pink Pixie of course

Giveaway! Giveaway!

OK everyone, you must check out Salty Pink Pixie's blog (aka: Where's my Freakin Mind) because she is giving some good stuff away. So you must place a comment and you could say that I gave you directions (so I would look good) and hopefully win some stuff. If you do win have it sent to me and I will make sure you get it.

Well here are some pics of the only underwear moments I can think of (for the contest).

Should I worry?

Well this is not going to be what you think it is. Actually maybe it is. I know I am a little off kilter and just today, while driving, I just burst out laughing. At what, well it was Drama Squirrel. Well Drama Squirrel was dead in the middle of the road. But he was totally laid out like he had just won the oscar for best actor on crossing the road scenes. He was flat on his back, tail puffed out between his legs with one arm thrown out to the side and the other little paw clutching his little heart. I couldn't have stagged it better myself. So of course I run thru all the death scenes I could think of and wonder if this is the way he wanted to go out. I'm thinking yes. I'm thinking make a production of it. Like Double D says, If your going to go out, look good doing it, "I'm just saying".

So should I worry or is this just me being happy. Just kidding that was not a question, so please do not answer it. Just laugh with me about Drama Squirrel and all the possible reasons he ran across the road in the first place.

I am Happy

Ok so I have brought out the smiley face again. Reason being is that you people did not have the guts to say shut the hell up to me. Crap. I was looking back at some of my blogs and thought where have the weeks gone to. I also thought that I was being such a baby. Yes work is stressful right now (and I am currently coming up with solutions for that, that don't include automatic weapons) but I seem to be complaining a lot. I hate complaining. So I had to do a post saying that I AM HAPPY people. (Just running out of time during the day to enjoy the happiness I am feeling).

So several things that make me happy are: my favorite pals (who are the best), my blog pals, my kids and all the funny things they say, pay checks (yes I did say that), Lucky Jeans (OMG), Buckle (when I have just gotten a paycheck. I am still wanting a couple of shirts and another pair of jeans, sigh.), Margarita's at Double D's, Pirates, a long stretch of beach (which I intend to visit this year), reading at midnight (especially when I can't put it down), Vampires (yes, more reading I have been doing), donuts (I have been craving these for some reason and no I am not pregnant), Warm weather (which we don't have much of yet, but it is on the way), and deliveries that go well.

So there you have it. I am several things and HAPPY is one of them. Remember I do not mind to be told to get a grip. I need it. So everyone keep me straight and help me get out of the work rut I am in.

Happy Birthday Jedi!!!!!

Here is my gift Jedi. Thought you might have a better time on the Mountain of Sin with these real cowboys. Don't thank me now. I know you love me. HaHa. I would suggest you get a good nights rest before you head out with this bunch.

There's no place like home

Well just had a total Dorothy moment. We (as in the hubby and kids) decided not to stay in today and head for some shopping. Well we started in one direction, but when it came over the radio regarding tornados and such we turned and went the other way. I know you may be thinking why we didn't go home, but shit I don't get to go shopping a lot.

Anyway, shopping and trying on several clothes, it comes over loud speakers. Head to shoe section please, while we wait to see if we get hit by a tornado. Well shit. Do we just leave? Well I really did want this one pair of pants, so OK lets go kids to the shoe dept. After about 10 minutes they decide we should move further in to the shoe stock room for safety. Just imagine aisle after aisle of shoes. I did do a little shopping, I mean no need to waste time.

So obviously we lived. Had a few free lessons in mass hysteria. People are so predictable. I just really don't get to worked up over things like storms and tornados and being herded into a room with 30 other strangers (does that seem wrong). Well storm passes. No one hurt and I got my pants half off (hell yea). All in all I guess trip and storm watch worth it.

Now back home and enjoying the rest of my day.

For me and Catdog

Why they invinted Xanax

Ok so my bestest pals said I was obligated to tell the world about my Tuesday. Can't really say that anything just totally amazing happened, such as winning all paid trip (for one) to some fabulous secluded island w/ all the alcohol (I mean fruity cocktails w/ umbrellas) that I could drink. Instead my day went something like this:

So wake up call (so to speak) regarding labor patient. Confusion set in when I was told the doctor (aka The Wizard) was handling, but wanted the nurse to call me anyway. Ok?. So finished getting ready for my day. No big thing. Kids going 2 hrs late and plowboy was in charge of that. Again day semi normal.

Hit the hospital at 8am (my usual time, no reason to even act like I can do it any earlier). So check on patient in labor that Wizard was in charge of. Well they are in full swing and I get to jump in and help (my specialty, so superhero). Well we push, pull, then the Wizard drags it out and I catch. Wizard goes on with the day and I finish the cleanup job. Still day semi normal.

Then I check on my labor patient. Not progressing fast. Thought to self was that I have appointment w/ catdog and inlaws about 3pm and I am not going to get to deliver this baby. The Wizard already in the know, but I was keeping fingers crossed (I did want to deliver her baby, so first patient that I was going to have to break the news to that I won't be here after 3pm. Oh well, I decided to save that info for now). So now 9:30 ish and I am headed to the office for full days work in 3 hrs. Shit did I mention I was already 45 min late due to the mornings activities. Hmmm.

Got to work and did not look back. Full day and little time. Everyone did pitch in. I think they thought I was fixing to spontaneously combust right in the hallway. So when I wanted to be out by 12 -1 pm it was more like 2pm. Oh did I mention that the last appointment was a new visit for a wonderfully sweet japanese couple. Well just so you know they spoke little english and now I know what the word Benadryl looks like written in Japanese. Do you? That's what I thought. So now at the end of the "work" day I am sprung tight (so to speak) and still have to tell labor patient that I am bailing out. Ayee!!!

So labor patient took it better than I thought. Husband ass. I owe the Wizard though. He ended up taking it all for me. Sorry Wizard. So now it is hmmmm, 3pm and I have to get catdog, get teeth brushed, and hit the dentist.

On time to dentist (way to go) for cleanings for me and catdog. Well I am fine, catdog has 4 cavities (shit) and we are told he just wouldn't do well in their office and we need pediatric dentist (shit, shit). Ok then. What time is it? 5pm. Well we are to meet the inlaws for Easter Dinner (new thing to keep everyone from having full day on Easter Sunday). Oh you ask, where are you going? Hmmmm....

To the Golden Corral (hope this doesn't offend or maybe I do. I am not a large buffet kinda girl. I like Outback, Olive Garden, a whole list of places with alcohol and where do we go... The Golden Corral...I have now changed to F**K, since I have used full quota of shit). So I pick up my gang at 100 mph and plowboy drives us toward the Golden Corral (yeehaw). So we are truly driving at outrageous speeds on curvy back roads which leads to catdog puking all over himself. Yes plowboy your wife and your son get car sick. (please remember for future reference). So I turn backwards to stop flow of puke and then I start getting sick. Again F bombs and shouts to roll down the window. What time is it? Is this really been my day? Maybe I should have the Japanese couple give me few choice words to learn for my sanity? (I think I will ask about that next visit)

Guess where I am now? Well in the parking lot of the Golden Corral wiping vomit off of catdog and the car. Then what's the first thing I see when we walk in (besides masses of people eating like no tomorrow) is the bathroom. So I could continue to clean vomit from catdogs pants. Please inlaws sit away from everyone. Me and catdog smell like puke. (Did I mention that days like this are why they invinted Xanax. Well I think it is. Why I don't have any, I don't know). So lovely meal (really, I guess) and then it hits. IBS or maybe overload of stress. I don't even know why I ate anything. I wanted to go shopping as a reward for eating at the Golden Corral. Sob.Sob. Now I am just like we have to leave before I shit on myself. Oh did I mention the car smells like vomit. Sob.Sob.

So had to stay focused all the way home or I would get to shit in the woods on the side of the road. At least it would have been dark. Is the day over yet? I really wish it was. So home in record time. No major accidents and pretty much I am ready for someone to shoot me.

I have decided to call it a day. A full day. PJs on and everyone ready for tomorrow. I am going to bed. So I can go back to work and start over again in the am. (I'm really not going to think about that right now). What I am going to think about is Jedi's prebirthday Margarrita's at 6pm. That will so make up for today (maybe).

A tribute to Jedi (she will get it)

All right here is the beginning of her story of the day (please remember my version which was filtered from Jedi's version)




Jedi has confidence in her riding ability. At the 2 hr mark things are going well. Wow Jedi you really look like a real cowboy.





Well, then at the 5 hr mark, Jedi seems to have had enough. Oh this time she didn't make quite the grand exit. She simply replaced her horse prior to something like this happening. Jedi is very smart.






Now at home, this is how Jedi see's herself for the day. Or this is my version of the day. I loved this pic so I had to use it.


Well, horse day from hell now over Jedi. You have lived. Alcohol and pills on the way, along with undisturbed sleep. Love ya.

Couldn't leave myself out.....

OH,MY!!!!!

Couldn't Leave Jedi Out

Here is a pic I found of what your co-worker does on Friday night Jedi. Couldn't find one with greasy hair to boot so you just have to enjoy this. HaHa. Just say your blessings that you are soooo much better than this.

For Double D

Double D I thought this would be perfect for your board at work. HeeHee. Oh Shit that was so funny talking to you the other day. I told you all I was super hero material. See, I saved how many lives the other day. Just think how many people you would have killed by the end of the day. Oh My!

Note about Pic

Lordy, once I saw the gut and the outfit (after I published the post) of my smiley man/woman, I thought about taking it back. Instead I decided to just post that I would look soooo much better than that smiley face or not. So no funny remarks about the outfit. As Double D would say, we would make the walmart outfit look good. I'm Just Saying.

New Motto (maybe)

Smile Like You Mean It!!!





-Does this look like me? Well I was to tired and didn't have time to actually take one of my own pics and put a huge happy face on top. So not sure if I am being sarcastic or trying to look on the bright side. Hmmm. Maybe both (if that is possible). I actually have a little smirk on my face right now, heehee. Maybe it is working.

This Week (in Review)

Sunday:


Peace. Ahhh! It is Sunday and I am trying to stay in the peaceful vibe. It is only part way working, but since I know the rest of the week is pretty crazy, I will go with Power to the Peaceful for today. Wish me luck.

Monday:


Here we go. It's Monday and just like the seven dwarfs we are off to work. HiHo, HiHo. Shit, where is my shovel. See Monday is not going to be good.


Tuesday:


Well I don't drive far to work, but wouldn't this sign have been perfect, just to remind me of how my Tuesday's usually go. Oh Well, I seem to work well with surprises. Is the week going to get any better?

Wednesday & Thursday:


So this is what it looks like around 3 or 4 or 5 am. Hmmmm. Wonder why I usually try not to get up until 6:30ish. So both mornings I had an early wake up call. Was only missing the drill sergeant banging on a garbage lid to wake me. But it was a nice reward. 2 girls and 1 boy. All went well. It was the rest of the day that dragged out.


Friday:


My day to chill. It is well needed and I am freakin tired. So I was bad and only told everyone to get up for the day (you know kids to school, hubby to work) then I went back to bed for another hour or maybe 2. Who's counting? Anyway already feeling tons better and I got my hair cut. So on to Saturday.

The Awe-Manac

Well I may or may not have told you guys about this daily book called "The Awe-Manac, a Daily Dose of Wonder" that I planned on reading daily. It has little exerts and info and just some cool out there kinda stuff. Perfect for me. Anyway, have slacked on my daily dose and am now playing catch up. So I thought I would share some daily wisdom with you guys. Really they are just my favs, you know, thoughts to ponder w/ Lulu.

1. Feb 11th, Quote: "I haven't failed. I just found 10,000 ways that won't work" - Thomas Edison.
(Is this what's called looking on the bright side?)

2. March 1st, Quote: "Most of my major disappointments have turned out to be blessings in disguise. So whenever anything bad does happen to me, I kind of sit back and feel, well, if I give this enough time, it'll turn out that this was good, so I shan't worry about it too much: - William Gaines
(Did he know that I was fixing to get the flu and pneumo?)

3. March 5th, Dose of Mirth: "I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn louder" - unknown
(Just a thought, this would be my luck)

4. March 6th, Question: Can you dedicate whatever you are doing to a purpose higher than yourself, even if only you know about the dedication? When we do this, new forces enter in, to back and direct you.
(A question we should all think about)

5. March 8th, Quote: "If I ever die of a heart attack, I hope it will be from playing my stereo too loud" -Anonymous
(Rock On!!! My kinda Quote, maybe it was me?)

My fav (for the time being)

March 12th, Quote:"The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to love, mad to talk, mad to be saved; the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow Roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars."- Jack Kerouac
(This is so great. This is totally a quote that reflects me and my friends. We're mad here, all mad I say- heehee)