Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Nutcrackers not just for Christmas

Ahhh.. another Christmas theme. Might as well get ready for it, whether I want to or not. Anyway subject was brought up by Lily Pad or to be more specific her 10 yr old.

My version goes like this: Scoop is (which this girl deserves some kind of medal) that little Jr heard a boy and girl in the bathroom at school (yes folks kids are not safe anywhere). Jr says mom (lily pad) they were all over eachother. Mom to Jr: What do you mean by all over eachother. Jr: Well they were all hugged up and kissing and his hands were all over her butt. Mom:Hmmm.. Jr: Yea, and then the girl said (this is the good part) "If you don't quit, I am going to crack your balls"

This girl is a candidate for the LuLu book of answers for every situation. Oh, I don't have the book yet, just thought I may in the future. Bad thing is I am more of a spur of the moment type of answer person.

So goal is for each of you who read this to come up with some way to use the phrase "crack your balls" either at home, work, or as a comment. I have already used it several times. Go Figure.

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