Random Anythings

Just sitting here thinking of what to say. I mean crap, everyday is a circus (which would be a good title for my next blog site) and I know you guys get tired of hearing about it. Or actually you probably do sit in suspense wondering if I actually lived thru the ordeal. Well just so you know, always put your money on me. Some how I do tend to come out alive.

Well I did want to mention that I am usually also very lucky (so to speak) and am pretty pissed that I did not win Salty Pink Pixies giveaway. I really did think I was going to pull it off. Oh well, I will have to focus harder next time. Please people it was wine and a cool bag. We all know how I love bags and anyone who would like to give me wine, please feel free to do so.


So since I am always concerned about plowboys wardrobe, I really think he could use some of these underwear. Yes people that is why I put the commercial here for you to check and see if your hubbies could use a new pair of underwear. And no I did not put this here for any reason (such as hot australian guys) other than for your benefit.

Sigh

I think I have not blogged just because I love looking at Beckham. Oh My!!! So I am taking a deep breath and fixing to hit the save and post button and he will move on down the page. Sigh...

Good news is that I will simply have to find something even better now. Yea!! A new Goal so to speak. I do love a challenge.

One last underwear pic! For Salty Pink Pixie of course

Giveaway! Giveaway!

OK everyone, you must check out Salty Pink Pixie's blog (aka: Where's my Freakin Mind) because she is giving some good stuff away. So you must place a comment and you could say that I gave you directions (so I would look good) and hopefully win some stuff. If you do win have it sent to me and I will make sure you get it.

Well here are some pics of the only underwear moments I can think of (for the contest).

Should I worry?

Well this is not going to be what you think it is. Actually maybe it is. I know I am a little off kilter and just today, while driving, I just burst out laughing. At what, well it was Drama Squirrel. Well Drama Squirrel was dead in the middle of the road. But he was totally laid out like he had just won the oscar for best actor on crossing the road scenes. He was flat on his back, tail puffed out between his legs with one arm thrown out to the side and the other little paw clutching his little heart. I couldn't have stagged it better myself. So of course I run thru all the death scenes I could think of and wonder if this is the way he wanted to go out. I'm thinking yes. I'm thinking make a production of it. Like Double D says, If your going to go out, look good doing it, "I'm just saying".

So should I worry or is this just me being happy. Just kidding that was not a question, so please do not answer it. Just laugh with me about Drama Squirrel and all the possible reasons he ran across the road in the first place.

I am Happy

Ok so I have brought out the smiley face again. Reason being is that you people did not have the guts to say shut the hell up to me. Crap. I was looking back at some of my blogs and thought where have the weeks gone to. I also thought that I was being such a baby. Yes work is stressful right now (and I am currently coming up with solutions for that, that don't include automatic weapons) but I seem to be complaining a lot. I hate complaining. So I had to do a post saying that I AM HAPPY people. (Just running out of time during the day to enjoy the happiness I am feeling).

So several things that make me happy are: my favorite pals (who are the best), my blog pals, my kids and all the funny things they say, pay checks (yes I did say that), Lucky Jeans (OMG), Buckle (when I have just gotten a paycheck. I am still wanting a couple of shirts and another pair of jeans, sigh.), Margarita's at Double D's, Pirates, a long stretch of beach (which I intend to visit this year), reading at midnight (especially when I can't put it down), Vampires (yes, more reading I have been doing), donuts (I have been craving these for some reason and no I am not pregnant), Warm weather (which we don't have much of yet, but it is on the way), and deliveries that go well.

So there you have it. I am several things and HAPPY is one of them. Remember I do not mind to be told to get a grip. I need it. So everyone keep me straight and help me get out of the work rut I am in.

Happy Birthday Jedi!!!!!

Here is my gift Jedi. Thought you might have a better time on the Mountain of Sin with these real cowboys. Don't thank me now. I know you love me. HaHa. I would suggest you get a good nights rest before you head out with this bunch.

There's no place like home

Well just had a total Dorothy moment. We (as in the hubby and kids) decided not to stay in today and head for some shopping. Well we started in one direction, but when it came over the radio regarding tornados and such we turned and went the other way. I know you may be thinking why we didn't go home, but shit I don't get to go shopping a lot.

Anyway, shopping and trying on several clothes, it comes over loud speakers. Head to shoe section please, while we wait to see if we get hit by a tornado. Well shit. Do we just leave? Well I really did want this one pair of pants, so OK lets go kids to the shoe dept. After about 10 minutes they decide we should move further in to the shoe stock room for safety. Just imagine aisle after aisle of shoes. I did do a little shopping, I mean no need to waste time.

So obviously we lived. Had a few free lessons in mass hysteria. People are so predictable. I just really don't get to worked up over things like storms and tornados and being herded into a room with 30 other strangers (does that seem wrong). Well storm passes. No one hurt and I got my pants half off (hell yea). All in all I guess trip and storm watch worth it.

Now back home and enjoying the rest of my day.

For me and Catdog

Why they invinted Xanax

Ok so my bestest pals said I was obligated to tell the world about my Tuesday. Can't really say that anything just totally amazing happened, such as winning all paid trip (for one) to some fabulous secluded island w/ all the alcohol (I mean fruity cocktails w/ umbrellas) that I could drink. Instead my day went something like this:

So wake up call (so to speak) regarding labor patient. Confusion set in when I was told the doctor (aka The Wizard) was handling, but wanted the nurse to call me anyway. Ok?. So finished getting ready for my day. No big thing. Kids going 2 hrs late and plowboy was in charge of that. Again day semi normal.

Hit the hospital at 8am (my usual time, no reason to even act like I can do it any earlier). So check on patient in labor that Wizard was in charge of. Well they are in full swing and I get to jump in and help (my specialty, so superhero). Well we push, pull, then the Wizard drags it out and I catch. Wizard goes on with the day and I finish the cleanup job. Still day semi normal.

Then I check on my labor patient. Not progressing fast. Thought to self was that I have appointment w/ catdog and inlaws about 3pm and I am not going to get to deliver this baby. The Wizard already in the know, but I was keeping fingers crossed (I did want to deliver her baby, so first patient that I was going to have to break the news to that I won't be here after 3pm. Oh well, I decided to save that info for now). So now 9:30 ish and I am headed to the office for full days work in 3 hrs. Shit did I mention I was already 45 min late due to the mornings activities. Hmmm.

Got to work and did not look back. Full day and little time. Everyone did pitch in. I think they thought I was fixing to spontaneously combust right in the hallway. So when I wanted to be out by 12 -1 pm it was more like 2pm. Oh did I mention that the last appointment was a new visit for a wonderfully sweet japanese couple. Well just so you know they spoke little english and now I know what the word Benadryl looks like written in Japanese. Do you? That's what I thought. So now at the end of the "work" day I am sprung tight (so to speak) and still have to tell labor patient that I am bailing out. Ayee!!!

So labor patient took it better than I thought. Husband ass. I owe the Wizard though. He ended up taking it all for me. Sorry Wizard. So now it is hmmmm, 3pm and I have to get catdog, get teeth brushed, and hit the dentist.

On time to dentist (way to go) for cleanings for me and catdog. Well I am fine, catdog has 4 cavities (shit) and we are told he just wouldn't do well in their office and we need pediatric dentist (shit, shit). Ok then. What time is it? 5pm. Well we are to meet the inlaws for Easter Dinner (new thing to keep everyone from having full day on Easter Sunday). Oh you ask, where are you going? Hmmmm....

To the Golden Corral (hope this doesn't offend or maybe I do. I am not a large buffet kinda girl. I like Outback, Olive Garden, a whole list of places with alcohol and where do we go... The Golden Corral...I have now changed to F**K, since I have used full quota of shit). So I pick up my gang at 100 mph and plowboy drives us toward the Golden Corral (yeehaw). So we are truly driving at outrageous speeds on curvy back roads which leads to catdog puking all over himself. Yes plowboy your wife and your son get car sick. (please remember for future reference). So I turn backwards to stop flow of puke and then I start getting sick. Again F bombs and shouts to roll down the window. What time is it? Is this really been my day? Maybe I should have the Japanese couple give me few choice words to learn for my sanity? (I think I will ask about that next visit)

Guess where I am now? Well in the parking lot of the Golden Corral wiping vomit off of catdog and the car. Then what's the first thing I see when we walk in (besides masses of people eating like no tomorrow) is the bathroom. So I could continue to clean vomit from catdogs pants. Please inlaws sit away from everyone. Me and catdog smell like puke. (Did I mention that days like this are why they invinted Xanax. Well I think it is. Why I don't have any, I don't know). So lovely meal (really, I guess) and then it hits. IBS or maybe overload of stress. I don't even know why I ate anything. I wanted to go shopping as a reward for eating at the Golden Corral. Sob.Sob. Now I am just like we have to leave before I shit on myself. Oh did I mention the car smells like vomit. Sob.Sob.

So had to stay focused all the way home or I would get to shit in the woods on the side of the road. At least it would have been dark. Is the day over yet? I really wish it was. So home in record time. No major accidents and pretty much I am ready for someone to shoot me.

I have decided to call it a day. A full day. PJs on and everyone ready for tomorrow. I am going to bed. So I can go back to work and start over again in the am. (I'm really not going to think about that right now). What I am going to think about is Jedi's prebirthday Margarrita's at 6pm. That will so make up for today (maybe).

A tribute to Jedi (she will get it)

All right here is the beginning of her story of the day (please remember my version which was filtered from Jedi's version)




Jedi has confidence in her riding ability. At the 2 hr mark things are going well. Wow Jedi you really look like a real cowboy.





Well, then at the 5 hr mark, Jedi seems to have had enough. Oh this time she didn't make quite the grand exit. She simply replaced her horse prior to something like this happening. Jedi is very smart.






Now at home, this is how Jedi see's herself for the day. Or this is my version of the day. I loved this pic so I had to use it.


Well, horse day from hell now over Jedi. You have lived. Alcohol and pills on the way, along with undisturbed sleep. Love ya.

Couldn't leave myself out.....

OH,MY!!!!!

Couldn't Leave Jedi Out

Here is a pic I found of what your co-worker does on Friday night Jedi. Couldn't find one with greasy hair to boot so you just have to enjoy this. HaHa. Just say your blessings that you are soooo much better than this.

For Double D

Double D I thought this would be perfect for your board at work. HeeHee. Oh Shit that was so funny talking to you the other day. I told you all I was super hero material. See, I saved how many lives the other day. Just think how many people you would have killed by the end of the day. Oh My!

Note about Pic

Lordy, once I saw the gut and the outfit (after I published the post) of my smiley man/woman, I thought about taking it back. Instead I decided to just post that I would look soooo much better than that smiley face or not. So no funny remarks about the outfit. As Double D would say, we would make the walmart outfit look good. I'm Just Saying.

New Motto (maybe)

Smile Like You Mean It!!!





-Does this look like me? Well I was to tired and didn't have time to actually take one of my own pics and put a huge happy face on top. So not sure if I am being sarcastic or trying to look on the bright side. Hmmm. Maybe both (if that is possible). I actually have a little smirk on my face right now, heehee. Maybe it is working.