Animal Personality

Well obviously having another moment of random searching on the internet for some unknown reason and came across the what is your animal personality. Well you know I took the short little quiz. Actually was very surprised. I really was hoping for something more exotic. You know a jungle creature that not many people have ever seen or even heard of. Anyway I was the horse. A horse is okay, I guess. You should be able to tell that I am still somewhat disappointed in the findings. But what the hay. I will be a horse.

Oh how I love the Number 7

Well not everyone will get it. Seven is the magic number at this time. 10 is the big one. So only 3 more numbers to go. But I found this lovely t-shirt I guess saying really how important seven is. So now we can add 7 Lulu the Midwife Deliveries to this list.

For Double D

Here's your sign Double D. Man how I love to pick on you. Sorry Double D, it's just so easy to do and you bear it so well.

Crazy Signs

OK these are new guys. No repeats or at least I don't think so. Anyway these are so funny and so I thought I would share. Might even make this a monthly thing. Just like my period. Oopps. You really didn't want to know that. The truth does hurt.

See what you guys think. Wise grasshopper says: ho,ho verra funny, ho,ho



This is the door mat I need. Not sure whether could pull it off everyday, but where the hell is it when you do need it. Remember once again the truth does hurt.





O.K. guys, where is this college and sign located. Maybe we should check it out. You know go there and see what it is all about. Pledge not to inhale.



Well, if we named everything like this it would be funny but I would think there would be several of them. Then everyone would be confused on which butthole they were talking about and so forth. So it is funny, but not good idea in the long run.




Well this is confusing whether or not we are smoking pot. Oh that's right I almost forgot, no inhaling.




Ladies this could be used anywhere. At home, at the office, in any public area. These tips are very important. Train your boys now on this information.

Oh the Places I will Go?

Obviously too much time on my hands or maybe just a few extra seconds to day dream once more of where I may actually be one day. Hmmm.. Bet you have no idea where, so here is another pic of my favorite place on earth (that I have not even been to yet)

Music Therapy

Ok so found this cute little CD at the end of some aisle and it really had some favorites on it. Also they were the original, not the songs redone by some kids group or likewise. So I have been jammin and thought why not share (which is a big step for me, I tend to like the fact I may have something no one else does. Again I am working on this).

So don't even play these 2 clips unless you have the speakers turned up and are ready to dance. And don't give me that shit like I am crazy again. This is perfect time to let loose to 2 songs you know all the words to. Yes people you do not forget these songs. You know the ones you and your girlfriends would yell and sing out loud to. So this is why it is called music therapy (just in case anyone else is watching).

Clip #1: Get out your cheerleading uniform and Sing.




Clip #2: O.K. Don't even act like you guys are not Dirty Dancing fans. Every woman that was even remotely sain fell in love with this movie and the hot Patrick. Sigh, Sigh. I think I may try out if they do any remakes of the original. I wonder who would be my costar? Anyway I will just keep enjoying this song.

Happy Birthday!!

Huge shout out to 2 of my peeps. Yes my friend Big A is the Big something (my memory is kinda shot on these things) as of yesterday. Which we are celebrating w/ margarita's today. The other is Ms. Thang (my suppa duppa fantastic sister in law) who is older than me (which is all we will say about that) today. Happy Birthday to you both!!!

So since I am once again in a music therapy mode of thinking here is your birthday song...or cartoon. Whatever. Actually just imagine this is me, jedi, and Double D singing.

Perfect Night Visitor

Hey saw this cartoon and thought classic. These are the kind of bed bugs I need around. I guess as long as they will share it will be alright.

Pants, what a pain

Me and Double D shopped all day for some freakin pants. Just a pair of black, blue, green, whatever other than jeans. So we have come to the conclusion that nothing looked better than said pants. Which do happen to be my new Lucky Jeans that look totally awesome. Maybe that is the problem. Note to self don't find such perfect Lucky Jeans then expect to be happy with anything else. Even Double D said she would just write a note to Boss man stating that we tried and I will just have to wear the jeans. It was all very tiring.

So am thinking OSB is on. It wasn't like I couldn't wear my same size, it was more like I pack on fat (yuck) in the same place, my hips and thighs. Maybe I can get lipo suction. I am not beyond that at this time. Once again it was terrible. Guess that is why someone made spanks. God Bless them!!

Hippy Day

Guess what I get to do? Afraid too? Well in my case I would also be sitting there thinking, hmmm.. do I really want to think like she does. Well this time it is great or I think it is GREAT!!!!! I get to be a hippy for a day. I know, weird huh. Actually I get to go to "The Farm" where the coolest and most well known midwife Ina Mae Gaskin lives/works/whatever. Happy, happy, joy, joy. I can't help myself. Here is a pic of one of her books. That I have read by the way.




This is a picture of what I am expecting to see. Well maybe not, but it would be so cool if I did. You guys don't even understand. This is going to be some kinda of top 5 most awesome things that may happen to me this year. Man I can't even type I am so excited. Forget it, you may not understand my excitement, just pretend you do.

Award

Look my first award (that I didn't give myself) from Salty Pink Pixie (man I love that name). Thanks bunches. I was suppa excited. Anyway check her out at where's my freakin mind. I do all the time.

Thanks Again Girl

Winona (I mean Double D) Why'd you do it?

This is really a long and funny story. But to cut to the chase...Word to the wise is don't leave your coupons unattended (or your husbands, heehee). Couldn't help myself Double D. Had to blog it baby.

Oh here is what your mug shot would look like....

Double D, Was any of these guys, him?

Double D Story

So we once thought that only the gay men liked double d. If you don't recall it is because they are not jealous of her oversized girls and because any man with blue eye shadow on tends to migrate to her.

But on with the story at hand. Double D in an effort to make me jealous called with another story of men salvating at her feet (or her favorite pair of boots). Since she took no pictures (which I always recommend doing if you truly want someone to be jealous) we only have her word on this.

Double D was shopping at her fav knock off department store (aka Goodwill) when said man continually followed, watched, stalked, and pretty much (what I gather from double d) is would have offered himself over for use at that very moment. Am I jealous of this part of the story. Not really. Lord who wants to put up with that, some young buck humping your leg like a dog while you are shopping. Shit I have 2 kids usually with me and between them I don't need to worry about anyone else.

Back to the point (not that there really is one, except I did enjoy the original story by Double D. Interjection: This is my version). This man (who wanted double d's boobs, I mean body) had an accent. There I said it. I am totally jealous!!! If you know me at all you know I have a thing for accents. Especially Australian. (This is the part where I am trying to remain focused on double d). She really never told me what type of accent. I just know it was not southern. Oh, Double d also mentioned he had all of his own teeth and wore fab shoes. Again he also had an accent. Oh My!!!

So will Double D make me jealous every other Saturday when she visits her fav store. I don't know. I am waiting on pics Double D, then I can truly rant and rave about how you always look like a super model. I mean who is going to top this story. Well I take that back, it is only the first of the year.

Do you know these people?

Someone actually sent me a email to watch "turtle man" who doesn't smile because he lost his teeth when he was hit with a chainsaw. So you can imagine the other info that became available. So I found this "rednecks" video/pictures and just had to share. You know increase my entertainment value of this wonderful website. Actually thought this may be some of your neighbors. Enjoy

What is a Name?

Not that you guys don't think I am awesome and fun, my name (both of them)says the same things. Just read both of these. Have to say that they are both perfect. I was surprised about the Lulu name. I have also interjected a few points to ponder (or should I say PTP).



My Alias:
Famous warrior maid "German" Peaceful, poised and understanding you do not let anyone or anything disturb your innate calm (People I do have a threshold. I mean if you are a total idiot, you may very well disturb my innate calm). You are tolerant of others no matter how their behaviours or beliefs differ from your own (Again there is a limit to what I can except and how many times I will say "you may think you are correct, but you are not"). Not attached to material or worldly affairs you are free to express your true self (AKA - blogging). Displaying great wisdom and serenity people are naturally drawn to you for guidance and counsel. Your courage and presence of mind see you through any adversity (At times unsure if I can even get through any adversity. See mascot).

My Name I answer to:
Shining fame "English" Energetic and courageous you stand up for your beliefs and for what you desire (So true, even though it does not talk about how many times I get into great trouble for those things). You are independent, strong willed and fiercely competitive when needed although your ambition is tempered with patience (My patience is about all tested out. I have decided that instant gradification does have an advantage). You maintain a positive attitude (I am obviously in some 12 step program. Here I will start us out. My alias name is Lulu and I am crazy. Wow I feel so much better) and with a more organised or practical (practical yes, organized hmm..)approach to life material success is very likely. Your immensely loving and generous nature brings joy into peoples lives and ensures your happiness (Don't know about the loving and generous nature. Maybe to hard on myself, but do enjoy making people laugh.).



Oh I have not forgotten anyone in this little test of how your alias fits verses your true identity. But this blog is all about me and so I do get to go first. Remember short thresholds and little patience.

Blue Q

New fav shop site is Blue Q! Got some great gifts for my AB FABS. You guys have to check this site out though. It has got some funny stuff. Here is just one example. I love it.

For Jedi

Really do like my mascot picture. Hopefully I have some fab friends who will let me bum a smoke (hint,hint). Anyway, Jedi Master made me feel guilty for like 2 seconds (maybe less) so to let her know "I get it" here is my resubmission (so to speak) for how I will feel next week.

See how I always want to keep everyone happy!!! :)

Mascot

Nervous about next week. I usually try to show no weakness at all, but will it be like in front of a firing squad or all rainbows and sunshine. We will see. Until then this is my new mascot when thinking of future beginnings. Wish me luck.

Latin Lesson

OK guys just go with this, since I do not teach latin this may seem complicated. But at one point while I was trying to sleep this great post came to mind. It also made sense at the time.

So I have always used little acronyms (I guess, that's what I have always called them) such as ASAP, KOTD, LOL, LMAO and so forth. Sometimes it is really fun just to guess what the person could be thinking. Anyway peeps at work trying to make me laugh from bad day gave me a DRSP and I replied with WTF? Anyway can't blog what they said it stood for, but it made me think (which is really scary for all involved) I should blog about this and get everyone's fav Goat Latin.

Goat Latin is what I am calling this form of talking/expression of thought. Never learned pig latin (you know usay mesay sosay, see very confusing shit). So I thought this is like a goat eating everyword like a garbage disposal and just spitting back out a letter here and there that actually stands for something. Maybe bad analogy, but remember it was in the wee hours of the morning.

So I think we should have fun with Goat Latin or GL (see how that works) and converse. Actually it would work well for me since I can not SWAS (spell worth a shit). Lord I am really having to much fun. Actually needed a break from taking down Christmas in one big swoop since I am so behind. If I wait any longer I can just leave it up for next year. Now that is a thought.

2009

Just a little relapse. I am working thru this guys so just hang with me. It may take several days. But again Welcome 2009 and why did I not get this calendar either?

Feeling Fat, Fuzzy or Frazzled?

This was some crap title of a book I found while looking of pics of what I would have resembled yesterday. I nearly forgot how the first Monday of a new year would be like at work. Let me tell you I was frazzled by victim #2. So there you have it. Oh here is my pic I found. Must have been taken by a hidden camera. (Will mark that down on list of things to do this year...hmmm.. #8. Find hidden camera at office (will help if ever arrested).




Oops.. that was my picture at the end of the day. As you can tell it was a bad day.
Just for the record, today was a much better day. Yeah!!! It wasn't even alcohol or medication related. Hey 2009 is going to be great.

Moment of silence?

Just had to put this quick note in for everyone to breath in deeply and take a moment of silence. Of course I want you to be thinking about that hot guy I just posted. Why do you think I took this moment. To remember him of course, before I post anything else. Have to just say.... He is hot!!

Now on to more blogging.

NEW YEAR!!!

OK guys, didn't think you all would mind me being 2 days late with a Happy New Year Pic. I'm sorry but I don't think any of you sent this calendar to me as a gift...hint..hint. I also don't remember seeing it in the local Wally World or I would have it. Oh my.

Back to reality, I am really excited about "a new year". Very up in the air about what all is going to happen. Have some really fun stuff planned in my head, hopefully I just will remember it. Also have some new topics for blogging. Even though you guys complain of my binge blogging (will explain later what that is) and then don't post (hint: new yrs resolution for you guys is to comment more :) ). Anyway thought you would enjoy this little start of a new year and 2009 blogging.