Sherwood Forest

Well I think it is about time I introduce all those unidentified soles who might read this blog. This way no one will be more confused than usual. I thought this tale of old could be written in regards to Sherwood Forest. I am going to call myself Robin Hood (very fitting if I do say so) and all my friends will be referred to (just for this post) as my Merry Men!! I personally like being Robin Hood. Always liked the movie, book, cartoon, whatever. I think I fit the role of robbing the rich and giving to the poor very well. Just don't know about those green tights. Maybe I could wear my Lucky's instead.

(Here we go and no one is to get mad over this, I thought it was another brilliant mind boggling thing to post. And since this is my therapy I refuse to let anyone be angry. You can only laugh or simply say OMG.....)

JM otherwise known as Jedi Master will be Friar Tuck (the skinny young version- heehee). She is one of my close friends who ends up having to have confessional Thursdays with us (so to speak), usually w/ some alcohol involved, to help us through life's problems. She is truly considered the master of all things. Unfortunetly she has to put up with me and I can boggle the strongest of minds. We love her even though she hates all my shoe choices.

Next is Double D who has repeatedly stated she is only a full C (she was measured professionally- whatever Double D) will be Alan a Dale. I have researched this (just for the blog) and Alan a Dale was the minstrel (singer/performer, so forth). Double D is over games and prizes and is consider Social Cordinator so I picked this title for you. You keep us all entertained and up to date on the latest styles. (Also liked since Double D is married to a Alan) Double D is also a good friend who knows that I am not jealous of her boobs.

Ms. Thang who is one of my Awesome Sister in Laws (yes folks I have more than one and 2 out of 3 being awesome ain't bad) who will be Little John. Little John is kinda my side kick. She will help me with whatever and she thinks I am very funny. I love her. Ms. Thang also is very funny, kind, and loving (kinda opposite of me, so we get along great). Hope you are having a laugh about this Ms. Thang (or I may call you Little John...hmm...I will have to think about it).

Next is the Tyrant, who is always crying about me not putting her on the blog (sob, sob, sniff, sob..). The Tyrant will be Will Scarlet (who was a murderer- I think you are perfect for this title). The Tyrant or Will is another good friend who I don't get to work with much any more but to know her is to love her. Unless you are on her bad side, then I will sing at your funneral. HeeHee. The Tyrant is very set on right and wrong (no matter what anyone says about you) and very much takes care of her friends and family (which is why I really like being her friend). So there Will you are on my blog now.

I have so many friends-what a lucky girl. Now we must continue.

The Big A (which she doesn't know this is her blog name...just a hint for her...you like horses and put people to sleep...oh you also love Carona's) has been my friend since she moved back home pretty much. We have been crazy lately, but she is still one of my close friends and will by Will Stately (who aids and abetts Robin Hood). The Big A and I get into all kinds of things since we are kinda alike (you know think we are right, very loud, and well just plan fun). The Big A is going to have to start blogging on my sight though. Where are you Big A? We need to hear from you.

I guess last (for this blog) is Princess. Princess is another friend from work who recently had surgery (hope you get to feeling better Princess) and will be Reynold Greenleaf (who also was a Merry Man who just hanged with the group). Think I just like saying Princess Greenleaf. Anyway Princess is lots of fun and she is a good friend of the Tyrant (that just speaks of how great she is..heehee). Princess likes to cuss a lot and I like her to say What the Hell. It is so funny when she does. Get Well Soon Princess.

Now you know why I blog. I have to get this crazy shit out of my mind and put somewhere else. Don't feel sorry for my friends, they already know and love me anyway.