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Phrase of the day...Mental Margarita. I guess this proceeds having a mental breakdown. It is like a step process..mental stress leads to mental margarita which leads to mental marijauna which leads to mental shutdown which leads to mental breakdown.

So I think when stress becomes an issue we should all just go straight to mental margarita. Example...Bad news or someone pissing you off just sit down and take a mental margarita. World is now a better place. I have solved world's problems once again.

You owe it to yourself to remember take a mental margarita. There is no limit. There is no DUI. There is no cash exchange. There is no 12 step program. You will hopefully still recognize your kids and husband. Amazing.

And if that doesn't work bring on the alcohol (by the case if needed).