Fun Game

OK I got all into this name thing and find all kinds of crazy stuff on the internet, imagine that. Anyway here is a quick game. I found a site that gave our Mermaid names. So of course mine is Awesome!!! and is Rainbowlee. But I am not going to just give you guys your names straight out. You are going to have to guess. HeeHee. I love being in charge of this site. I am shacking now from the power surge I just felt. I have a original with correct answers. You guys get to match Mermaid name to Lulu website name.

Mermaid name is 1-8 and all you have to do is guess who is belongs to. I made it even easier by putting Lulu names A-H.......Can't wait to see what you think.

Mermaid names:
1. Scaley Bluefoam
2. Queen Beautinga
3. Lady Nymphana
4. Waterfall
5. Fishana
6. Lady Bellasea
7. Seana Seapixi
8. Zarina Oceandia

LuLu Names:
A. Tyrant
B. Lily Pad
C. Jedi Master
D. Ms. Thang
E. Princess
F. Salty Pink Pixie
G. Big A
H. Double D

Happy Halloween

Just an early wish for no one to be abducted by Aliens, Vampires (unless very good looking and rich, we wont go any further), werewolves, skeletons, zombies, Obamas, etc. Everyone enjoy your day spooking.

You Asked For It!!!

Well since we know that I could not go to sleep tonight without fulfilling a longing request (given by Where's my Freakin Mind- check her site out, it Rocks!) for an alias. I guess she needs a street corner name or that was what I was thinking. Who know's when she might put on some rocking high heels and give out BJs (get your minds out of the gutters girls, she only does this at home for the Mister). LOL.

So without further delay, your new blog name (for the Lulu show) is Salty Pink Pixie. Now I must explain my madness. The pics I have seen via blogvision make me think of pixie's. You know fun, chaotic, fun, but then she has this alcohol before sunrise edge that you don't really think about (it kinda sneaks up on you). So it had to be both. Well, while using the google system I went thru names of mixed drinks and found a drink called Salty Pink Cherry Popper. It was perfect so I just combined the two. Genius!!! Enjoy your new name girl. Thanks for visiting my blog girl. Hope to here from you soon.

(Just thought I would let you know exactly what a Salty Pink Cherry Popper is. If someone tries it let us know.)

Salty Pink Cherry Popper

Ingredients
3 dashes Vodka (Smirnoff)
2 dashes Vodka, cherry
Fill with, pink Grapefruit Juice
1 piece Cherries/Maraschinos
1 Cup (crushed) Ice

Glass to Use
Highball glass

Mixing Instructions
1. Salt the rim of the glass well.2. Fill the glass almost full of the crushed ice.3. Add 3 dashes of Vodka and 2 dashes of Cherry Vodka.4. Finish filling the glass with Pink Grapefruit Juice.5. Stir well.6. Sit the whole cherry with a stem on top of the ice in the center of the glass.The cherry being done this way makes the drink look great. Stirring keeps all of the vodka from being at the bottom of the glass

(And here is the pixie philosophy)

Pixie philosophy

1: have fun

2: if it’s not fun don’t do it

3: in case you find yourself not having fun, see the first two rules

4: when you get caught doing something bad divert blame, no matter how red handed you were caught.

5 a friend of a friend is my friend, as an enemy of my friend is my enemy.

6: word play, don't state the truth flate out when asked and take everything literly.

Names continued

Almost didn't post Ms. Thang. Here you go sweety.

Your fairy is called Thorn Goblinwitch

She is a bringer of riches and wealth.

She lives in brambles and blackberry bushes.

She is only seen in the enchanted moment between sleep and waking.

She wears purple and green like berries and leaves. She has gentle green wings like a butterfly.

Get your free fairy name here!

Fairy Names..HeeHee

O.K. trying to find a suitable alias and ran across this fairy name maker. Everyone should try it out. It was quite fun. I tried several names and this is what I came up with. Of course mine is the coolest. What else would you expect?

So here is mine:

Your fairy is called Fire Rainbowfilter

She is a fortune bringer.

She lives where fireflies mate and breed.

She is only seen on midsummer's eve.

Her dresses glow with fiery colours. She has multicoloured wings like a butterfly.

Jedi Master here is yours:
Your fairy is called Bramble Icedancer

She is a bone chilling bringer of justice for the vulnerable.

She lives in leafy dells and bluebell glades.

She is only seen when the bees swarm and the crickets chirrup.

She wears bluebell-blue dresses. She has icy blue butterfly wings.

Double D here you are:
Your fairy is called Fidget Goblintree

She is a bringer of riches and wealth.

She lives in rotting woodlands near poisonous toadstools.

She is only seen when the first leaves fall from the trees.

She wears red with white spots, like the toadstools. She has gentle green wings like a butterfly.

Lily Pad here you are:
Your fairy is called Bramble Elfdancer

She is a cheerful sprite.

She lives in leafy dells and bluebell glades.

She is only seen when the bees swarm and the crickets chirrup.

She wears bluebell-blue dresses. She has delicate green wings like a cicada.

Tyrant here you are:
Your fairy is called Columbine Elfshimmer

She is a cheerful sprite.

She lives in mushroom fields and quiet meadows.

She is only seen when the first flowers begin to blossom.

She wears lilac and purple like columbine flowers. She has delicate green wings like a cicada.

Princess here you are:
Your fairy is called Yarrow Elfglimmer

She is a cheerful sprite.

She lives close to vixen and badger sets.

She is only seen when the sun sets on the day of a completed harvest.

She dresses in black and white like a badger. She has delicate green wings like a cicada.

No one excluded

Fun of blogging is being in charge. Before anyone opens there big mouth I already am aware that I usually try to be in charge on a regular basis anyway. So there. Back to the topic at hand, is that I will bestow a name to anyone who asks (which was requested). Remember that you may not like it, but it will be funny as hell to the rest of us. So I am going to ponder my first official request. The rest of you guys got one just because I said so. No exchanges or returns can be given once you are granted your "magic" name.

So I am off now to ponder.......Wish me luck....

Disclaimer

Could disclaimer my site to all those new comers who know me or who don't but I don't think so. That is the whole reason I do this blog is so that I can be uncensored about whatever. So the only disclaimer I can give is you never know what might pop up on screen or in my mind.

Reasons for this thought is that friends who would like to comment can do so any time. I am giving one new reader her own alias. We will call her Lily Pad or Lily for short. Which ever I feel like at the time. Lily Pad is super great and she has a frog fetish (hince the name). She is very funny and she thinks I am very funny (which is why she gets her own name). I have know little Lily for a long time (she knew me even during my school days, oh my). The only bad things to say about Lily Pad is that she probably could run rings around me with things she does. She juggles about as many things as I do and she is great at it. Happy reading Lily Pad.

My Sign

Finally guys after all the searching, late nights, headaches, bitchin, late nights (worth saying twice) for me and for my family, oh and for my friends. My sign (not those crazy ass one's you guys have) came up and yeehaw I took that exit like gangbusters. Plowboy and I went to re-take (which we don't like to talk about often- still have flashbacks from that) my BIG test. Which I PASSED. My mom said don't you wish it broke it down when you pass like it did when you failed, so you can see how you did. NO!!!! I don't care. It is over and my paper says I passed and that is all I care about. I don't want to feel anyworse or better. Just knowing I passed is worth it all.

Thanks guys for sticking with me. Plowboy thinks I will go into super blogging mode since I do not have to study (school wise) anymore. I said that sounds great actually.

Love you guys. Thanks for sticking with me. We will all have to celebrate soon. Maybe I can get something together. I deserve it, we all do.

End Zone Dance, Maybe!!!

Don't even act like you guys don't know this one. Get up and strut your stuff. This is the end zone dance!!!

Comments

I am fully aware that I do this blog for my on state of insanity at which ever level it is at, but I do like to hear from you guys. I feel even more insane laughing at my own insanity if that is even possible. So I have gone into the computer blog system and tried to make it easier to comment.

I enjoy the thought that you all are discussing how crazy I am or possible am not amongst yourselves and that is fine. I just want to talk to you guys to. I want to also be involved. Don't you guys no how self conscious I am? I can take comments. I demand them.

Be brave. Be fun. Be creative. Write a comment.

Say What?

Phrase of the day...Mental Margarita. I guess this proceeds having a mental breakdown. It is like a step process..mental stress leads to mental margarita which leads to mental marijauna which leads to mental shutdown which leads to mental breakdown.

So I think when stress becomes an issue we should all just go straight to mental margarita. Example...Bad news or someone pissing you off just sit down and take a mental margarita. World is now a better place. I have solved world's problems once again.

You owe it to yourself to remember take a mental margarita. There is no limit. There is no DUI. There is no cash exchange. There is no 12 step program. You will hopefully still recognize your kids and husband. Amazing.

And if that doesn't work bring on the alcohol (by the case if needed).

A Dream?!?

Well as most of you know already that I don't sleep well or don't sleep at all so I was also very surprised to have had a dream (that I could remember parts of) in the wee hours of this morning. Once again I have probably read way to many books in that turn of the century era about romance and such. So here is what I remember of the dream....

Well actually at first just me running why I don't know but I know that I was not being chased, more like the sneaking around when I knew I shouldn't be. I also knew that I shouldn't be running around without an escort, hince knowing the time era. Anyway was spying on another girl who was having romantic interlude w/ handsome young rouge. Moving on, we were outside and I could hear them talking under the stars and trees. No real juicy stuff occurred (thank godness. Much better if I had been w/ said handsome man). Then they got busted so in turn I was trying to not get caught either. As I was making my get away I run into Princess (of all people) and then we try to escape.

Interjection of Dream: Princess did you also have a dream this morning? Just wondering what the hell you were doing there. I think we would all like to know. Hmmm?

Back to Dream: We end up running like into a locker room/bathroom type situation to hide. So while me and Princess area hiding in what I think is a stall the water in the toliet or shower (whatever it was) started running and I am standing on the toliet trying to fix it, someone knocks at the door. So Princess opens it and the girl is young (so we weren't really busted) but she had the face of one of my previous senior league girls softball players (go figure). Princess as always makes up some excuse and gets us off the hook. Then, sorry folks, the phone rings (my real phone) and dream over.

Anyone brave enough to figure that dream out by all means go for it. Princess also better have a very good excuse for being involved in this dream. Maybe she really has all the answers. What a thought to ponder. As for me trying to see if I can wrack my brain to more details on romantic interlude and dammit why wasn't it me? That is just a kick in the head.

Discussion

OK guys time for a little discussion regarding "for real" shit or so I say. Anyway trying to brainstorm some blog stuff for you guys that you would all like and that I would like to talk about and came up with the search of crazy signs or OMG signs or is this sign for real stuff for you guys. Have fun.






--Not really sure thought you guys would recognize whether this sign means legal or illegal before I would. You know just because you may have experienced something like this first hand. Oh well I will just guess who you are.



--HeeHee, don't know whether would like running up on this or not. Depends on what the sign before it said or looked like. You know a John Holmes (if that is right) kinda sighting might not be to terrible.



--Probably missed this sign while I was text messaging or talking on my cell phone. Oh Fuck that is what the sign was implying. Everyone take notice. This sign is important. Excuse me I just got a text message..



--What do you think this sign means? Be honest guys. I will have to stop blogging if it means no bull shit allowed. Hmmm....Guess I will ignore this sign.




--Just funny, don't you think?



--Tyrant stop doing this. Damn girl enough is enough. HeeHee (expect I will hear something due to that little remark, funny anyway)




--That does not include any of us or those of us still fertile.




--Thought this was sad (for like 2 seconds) but at least he was honest. Do you guys think this would work for me. I need contributions for alcohol research also. I'm telling you I bet you could get $100 given to you in 1 hr with a sign like this. If a person looked normal (like myself) and had a sign like this I would give them money.



--This just made me think of some of my friends. HeeHee



---What a great idea. This was awesome. I am going to log this in the old memory bank and actually do it one day. Tyrant was this you? Very impressive.



--For Double D who else. Do you think someone could find me this and we could put it on Double D's front door. Alan would love it. Everyone be on the lookout.



--Just a WTF sign. I thought unicorns could only be seen by virgins. Oh I guess I am the only one who can see this. Sorry guys.


Well now you have it my blog for the day. Enjoy, Laugh Your Ass Off, and keep visiting my blog. You never know what you may find.

Little Comments

Well had to do at least one blog if not several to all of those persons who love me. Ahh.. how sweet it is to have friends who know that I am a totally nut case still act like they know me and are even seen in public with me. Anyway here is a big shout out to all of you.




To Jedi Master...You can always be counted on and thanks so much for help with the new love in your life. Ms. Thang said THANKS!!!!! stuff was better than great. You Rock.

To Double D...Who wouldn't be jealous of you? A everyone is jealous. Enough said. You Rock.

To Tyrant...Tough love baby. Wouldn't want you to be anyother way. Thanks for checking on me to make sure I am still inhaling O2. You Rock.

To Princess... Just get better. You Rock.

To Ms. Thang...You just are the most likeable and friendly person (& sister in law) a gal could have. Love ya. You Rock.

To Race on Jay May...Thanks for always taking care of me at work. Don't really fully enjoy the work day without you. You Rock.

New Favorite Song...Enjoy!!!

Too many thoughts, so little time

Just another day of jumbled thoughts that I am trying to store somewhere other than the limited space in my mind. I swear I feel like a computer or a cell phone saying you are running out of space you must delete. So instead of fully deleting, I am writing this stuff out because I know how interested you all are in what will come out of my mouth next. You know sometimes I even surprise myself.

Anyway thinking about Halloween which is only 2 wks away. Double D won't have us an adult Halloween party. Thanks a lot Double D. I did make her feel bad enough to think about trying to work it out for next year or convincing someone else to do one. Keep on it Double D.

Catdog is going as Darth Vader (is that how it is spelled? Who cares?) and had to have the sword/beam of light thing that is both green and red. Which obviously represents good and evil because Catdog said that when he has his mask on it should be red and he is EVIL and when his mask is off it should be green and he is GOOD. Way to confusing for me, but we got the correct good vs evil sword.

No ideas for Sis yet. She changes her mind daily, so we don't have anything. She had a great idea to be the headless horseman. I think it could be really cool. Maybe I should talk her into keeping that idea and running with it. Whatever she decides I need to know, pronto.

Last idea of the day (that I am going to write about) is how I may sit down one day and write my blog story. This is what I am going to call it for the moment. I have tons of ideas and anyone that knows me has laughed because I have said I will write a book one day. What better way to get pure uncensored advise about a possible book. The book will consist of 3 things: 1. A Hero (male, sexy, single (who really cares if he isn't), hopefully Australian (and since it is my book he most likely will be), hot (oh did I say that already) and knows how to please a woman (I can't wait). 2. A Heroine (smart, sexy, brave, intelligent (you know modeled after myself or possibly one of my friends. Again this is my book.), and the hero is hot after her). 3. Perfect setting (who knows where, always loved those turn of the century balls and castles, but may have to think how to get an Aussie there. Hmmm.). So be on the lookout for blogs that may include my future book and you must comment on. Again, I am going to have to think about this pretty hard.

Double D's 23rd B-day

Well if Double D says she is 23 then who am I to say she is really....oops can't say what she really is. Sorry folks. Have to stick w/ Double D and say 23. But if she tries some bullshit like she is really 21 next year, I will have to remind her that no you are really 24. HeeHee.

Always have a blast w/ Double D and friends. Traditional Fab Friend B-day celebration that involved Margarita's and conversation was held today in honor of this 23rd B-day. I am learning fast that the more you believe in something the more likely you are to say it and the more likely you are to repeat it and so forth. So Double D you keep telling yourself I don't look a day over 19 and bygolly if it's my 23rd B-day then so be it. Who am I to say any different.

So this is tribute from AB FAB to Double D. This is just a preview of her working with crazies on a daily basis or maybe she is the crazy one. I take that back she is friends with me no way she could be crazy. This not going the way I want it to so just check out the clip. Hope you LYAO.

Happy Birthday Double D (whatever year it is).

Blog Hiatus

I believe that is spelled correctly. So, this is what I have been doing up until today (because it deserves it's own blog). Preparing for great get away trip w/ grandparents (who rock) and my mother and sis. We went to Gatlinburg to shop, talk, shop, eat, talk, eat, oh did I mention shop. Anyway we had the best time. Little surprise was going to the Biltmore on one day. My new dream home. OMG people it is just unbelievable. I can't even say how much I would have hit on George Vanderbilt if I had even been around in that time zone. Could be a thought if I ever learn to go back into time. Hmmm... I will have to put that thought in some kind of storage bank. Anyway, really is a must to anyone who likes that stuff. All I could keep thinking was living there and saying: "Kids go play in our big ass front yard while I go check on something in the west wing." or "Don't drown your cousin in our big ass fountain in the big ass front yard". See how much fun that is.

Little thoughts about....Me

Just some fun quotes that remind me of.......hmmm.....oh they remind me of myself. See if you agree.

Me on spelling:
A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you first thought of.- Burt Bacharach (Remind me what is a synonym, is that what I do when I can't spell and just say forget it and pick a word that means close enought to the same that I can spell?)

Me on interaction w/ people:
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.- Harry S. Truman (Thus the nickname Truman. Go Figure?)
An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. (Just thought to remind you all of how good my skill is.)

Me on the Future:
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.- Henry Kissinger (Does everyone see this and understand? Shake your head yes or no. I would appreciate if everyone followed this, if not, I'll get over it.)

What I should do:
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. (Just a thought..hmm?)

What I should have done:
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. (Unfortunetly doesn't always work this way. Man.)

A thought to ponder:
It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives.

Now about my Friends:
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. (Dito to all of you guys. Love ya cracked shells and all.)

Lions and Tigers and Werewolves? Oh My!

Just some thoughts about Halloween and Werewolves. Enjoy!!!

Sherwood Forest

Well I think it is about time I introduce all those unidentified soles who might read this blog. This way no one will be more confused than usual. I thought this tale of old could be written in regards to Sherwood Forest. I am going to call myself Robin Hood (very fitting if I do say so) and all my friends will be referred to (just for this post) as my Merry Men!! I personally like being Robin Hood. Always liked the movie, book, cartoon, whatever. I think I fit the role of robbing the rich and giving to the poor very well. Just don't know about those green tights. Maybe I could wear my Lucky's instead.

(Here we go and no one is to get mad over this, I thought it was another brilliant mind boggling thing to post. And since this is my therapy I refuse to let anyone be angry. You can only laugh or simply say OMG.....)

JM otherwise known as Jedi Master will be Friar Tuck (the skinny young version- heehee). She is one of my close friends who ends up having to have confessional Thursdays with us (so to speak), usually w/ some alcohol involved, to help us through life's problems. She is truly considered the master of all things. Unfortunetly she has to put up with me and I can boggle the strongest of minds. We love her even though she hates all my shoe choices.

Next is Double D who has repeatedly stated she is only a full C (she was measured professionally- whatever Double D) will be Alan a Dale. I have researched this (just for the blog) and Alan a Dale was the minstrel (singer/performer, so forth). Double D is over games and prizes and is consider Social Cordinator so I picked this title for you. You keep us all entertained and up to date on the latest styles. (Also liked since Double D is married to a Alan) Double D is also a good friend who knows that I am not jealous of her boobs.

Ms. Thang who is one of my Awesome Sister in Laws (yes folks I have more than one and 2 out of 3 being awesome ain't bad) who will be Little John. Little John is kinda my side kick. She will help me with whatever and she thinks I am very funny. I love her. Ms. Thang also is very funny, kind, and loving (kinda opposite of me, so we get along great). Hope you are having a laugh about this Ms. Thang (or I may call you Little John...hmm...I will have to think about it).

Next is the Tyrant, who is always crying about me not putting her on the blog (sob, sob, sniff, sob..). The Tyrant will be Will Scarlet (who was a murderer- I think you are perfect for this title). The Tyrant or Will is another good friend who I don't get to work with much any more but to know her is to love her. Unless you are on her bad side, then I will sing at your funneral. HeeHee. The Tyrant is very set on right and wrong (no matter what anyone says about you) and very much takes care of her friends and family (which is why I really like being her friend). So there Will you are on my blog now.

I have so many friends-what a lucky girl. Now we must continue.

The Big A (which she doesn't know this is her blog name...just a hint for her...you like horses and put people to sleep...oh you also love Carona's) has been my friend since she moved back home pretty much. We have been crazy lately, but she is still one of my close friends and will by Will Stately (who aids and abetts Robin Hood). The Big A and I get into all kinds of things since we are kinda alike (you know think we are right, very loud, and well just plan fun). The Big A is going to have to start blogging on my sight though. Where are you Big A? We need to hear from you.

I guess last (for this blog) is Princess. Princess is another friend from work who recently had surgery (hope you get to feeling better Princess) and will be Reynold Greenleaf (who also was a Merry Man who just hanged with the group). Think I just like saying Princess Greenleaf. Anyway Princess is lots of fun and she is a good friend of the Tyrant (that just speaks of how great she is..heehee). Princess likes to cuss a lot and I like her to say What the Hell. It is so funny when she does. Get Well Soon Princess.

Now you know why I blog. I have to get this crazy shit out of my mind and put somewhere else. Don't feel sorry for my friends, they already know and love me anyway.

Full Moon Sighting

Halloween Rocks!!!!

Pumpkin Therapy?

Recently told this was the needed therapy, but I need help with who is who? Any guess?

Today's Fortune

Maybe I should take these into account. Hmm...What to do?!?

Fall

What's in a Pumpkin?

Seeds & Pies and Loads of fun

Moonbeams & Raindrops, A Slice of the Sun

Golden days & nights of Black

And the heartwarming Smile

Of a Man Named

Jack

Oh how I love Fall!!!!