I know you guys are pretty much like me and think that your kids are full of BS until proved otherwise. Especially regarding ailments of why they should not go to school. Well Catdog told me all morning that his stomach hurt
Reinactment:
Catdog: Mom my stomach hurts, I can't put on my shoes.
Mom: Your fine just put on your shoes. We are running late.
Catdog: Mom my stomach hurts, I can't go to school.
Mom: Your fine. Here I will put on your shoes. We have to go.
Catdog: Mom my stomach hurts.
Mom: Go to school and call Grandma if not better.
Catdog: I don't know her number.
Mom: Get in the car we are late. School will have her number.
Ride to school (in big ass vehicle on winding narrow road, probably exceding speed limit - unsure on that)
Catdog: Mom I need a check for my scholastic book order. Mom my stomach hurts.
Mom: Here let me write it (while driving on said road). You will be fine.
Catdog: Mom this is it. For Real. This is it. I am going to be sick. For Real this time, mom.
(She's going to blow)
Mom: Crap
(Big ass vehicle pulled to side road, door opened)
Catdog: I'm going to be sick
Hurl, Hurl, Hurl. At least was on road w/ minimal splatter.
Catdog: Now do you believe me mom.
Mom: We need to call dad to meet us at home.
Catdog: So I'm not going to school then. I told you my stomach hurt.
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This must have been the week for mother of the year awards. Why is it that they are standing on their heads and beating the crap out of each other, but you send them to school and they all of a sudden get pitiful and sick. Tell catdog I hope he gets to feeling better. Miss you guys at school.
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