Double D Story

So we once thought that only the gay men liked double d. If you don't recall it is because they are not jealous of her oversized girls and because any man with blue eye shadow on tends to migrate to her.

But on with the story at hand. Double D in an effort to make me jealous called with another story of men salvating at her feet (or her favorite pair of boots). Since she took no pictures (which I always recommend doing if you truly want someone to be jealous) we only have her word on this.

Double D was shopping at her fav knock off department store (aka Goodwill) when said man continually followed, watched, stalked, and pretty much (what I gather from double d) is would have offered himself over for use at that very moment. Am I jealous of this part of the story. Not really. Lord who wants to put up with that, some young buck humping your leg like a dog while you are shopping. Shit I have 2 kids usually with me and between them I don't need to worry about anyone else.

Back to the point (not that there really is one, except I did enjoy the original story by Double D. Interjection: This is my version). This man (who wanted double d's boobs, I mean body) had an accent. There I said it. I am totally jealous!!! If you know me at all you know I have a thing for accents. Especially Australian. (This is the part where I am trying to remain focused on double d). She really never told me what type of accent. I just know it was not southern. Oh, Double d also mentioned he had all of his own teeth and wore fab shoes. Again he also had an accent. Oh My!!!

So will Double D make me jealous every other Saturday when she visits her fav store. I don't know. I am waiting on pics Double D, then I can truly rant and rave about how you always look like a super model. I mean who is going to top this story. Well I take that back, it is only the first of the year.