Thursday, January 29, 2009

Crazy Signs

OK these are new guys. No repeats or at least I don't think so. Anyway these are so funny and so I thought I would share. Might even make this a monthly thing. Just like my period. Oopps. You really didn't want to know that. The truth does hurt.

See what you guys think. Wise grasshopper says: ho,ho verra funny, ho,ho



This is the door mat I need. Not sure whether could pull it off everyday, but where the hell is it when you do need it. Remember once again the truth does hurt.





O.K. guys, where is this college and sign located. Maybe we should check it out. You know go there and see what it is all about. Pledge not to inhale.



Well, if we named everything like this it would be funny but I would think there would be several of them. Then everyone would be confused on which butthole they were talking about and so forth. So it is funny, but not good idea in the long run.




Well this is confusing whether or not we are smoking pot. Oh that's right I almost forgot, no inhaling.




Ladies this could be used anywhere. At home, at the office, in any public area. These tips are very important. Train your boys now on this information.

5 comments:

Coco said...

I have never seen these before. I think the college/weed sign is in or around the Lubbock, Texas area. Ha!

And I am confused with the toilet sign. Do people really fish in toilets?

Lulu the Midwife said...

I am with you on the toliet thing. That is why I posted to let the masses realize how many wrong ways there are to use one. I was quite amazed. Oh and I am totally jealous I thought that college/weed sign was in TN. Are you sure? HeeHee.

Anonymous said...

I certainly wished I'd had that fishing pole when I dropped my phone in there! A net would have sufficed...

whereismymind said...

Oh, my! I want that doormat! And I love the college/weed one... I would most definitely have picked weed.

Anonymous said...

Shannie, is the doormat for NN #1 or NN #2? I've been wondering about them and what's going on...surely at least one of them has been obnoxious lately.