Levels of Crazy

Ok so I work in the medical field, but it doesn't matter. I have decided that everyone is crazy. It is the new "norm". Oh and if you aren't crazy, just pretend like you are. Things go so much better. It also works as a good excuse.

Anyway to the point (if there is one) is that since I am saying that I (myself) am also crazy, I really think there should be levels. Because I know there are people (I have actually talked face to face with them) who are much worse. I guess what I mean (to make myself feel better about the whole thing) is that each of us have our own level of crazy. Just like being Great. There are levels....Examples: You are great. I think I am greater than you. I am the greatest.

So I think there should be levels of crazy... Examples: I am crazy. You are crazier than I am. You are the craziest person I know. See how that makes sense. Whew. I feel better now that I have clarrified this for the world to see.

Crazy is as crazy does. We see crazy people all day long and think we are the "sane" ones, but then I go act crazy with my friends. Since I am on a fine line of crazy vs not crazy this all makes the world right again.

Second thought on crazy is not to term it that anymore. I have decided (after having music therapy) that we should say... I think I'm turning Japenese. You know the world looks upside down and everyone is talking in a really strange language.

Since this is my blog, I have stamped this as a FDA approved diagnosis.