Be on the lookout

Ok to understand the story you must have all the facts. Last night plowboy and I picked up supper at favorite Mexican restaurant. Reason we love this mexican restaurant is d/t the satisfaction I get thru conversations such as this:

Me: Here to pick up my order
Owner: You still drive that big vehicle
Me: Yes is my order ready
Owner: You still able to pay for gas in that big vehicle
Me: Yes I am here to get my order
Owner: Maybe I buy that vehicle from you to help you out
Me: Did you put in my order of cheese dip
Owner: I offer you $3000 for your vehicle
Me: Did you say my meal was $30
Owner: Ok, I may not offer as much next time
Me: Thanks for my extra bag of chips
Owner: Come back soon.

Back to story last night plowboy went in to play with the owner while I waited in the above mentioned vehicle. Then I had my first sighting. Here she came w/ some little outfit on (that no one should wear in public) and perfect white nike's that seemed to glow. She got into shiny new looking Expedition sitting next to me (so this is why I could not help that I saw the whole thing) and then I noticed.....Country music hair. Her hair did not move. The breeze, a flip of the head, a mac truck, nor a tornado could have moved her concrete blonde hair. So she gets into vehicle and starts picking at her hair. Like something is in it. I'm thinking a whole shitload of things could be in that hair. I had a moment of panic for all those buying hairspray, because there could be a shortage. She continues to pick her hair. Her whole head of hair moved as one. I'm like just forget it. It will take days for anything to come out. So sighting over she finally quits starring at her hair and goes.

Finally plowboy comes out w/ food and I ask..

Me: Did you see that blonde w/ country music hair
PB: Yeah, pink playboy
Me: Excuse me (WTF)
PB: Uh, she had pink on her sleeve you know isn't there some place that sales stuff like that. Like Victoria Secrect or playboy
Me: Excuse me (Really WTF)
PB: Yeah she was waiting and not saying anything so I went ahead and asked for our order. She just kept standing there so I saw the word pink on her clothing and yes she had country music hair.
Me: Hmm. Well I watched her trying to pick something out of her country music hair. Probably lice or a small rodent. She was very nasty I am sure. You know all that hair spray. Yuck.
PB: Yeah she was pretty weird.
Me: (good answer). Anyway pink playboy. Kinda fits, may blog about it.
PB: You would blog about that.
Me: Sure, for public awareness. Everyone needs to be on lookout for pink playboy.
PB: Ok
Me: Did you get the cheese dip

Complete end to eventful night. So everyone be on the lookout for pink playboy. It will be a fun new sighting opportunity. (For those who don't live here, I am sure you have your own pink playboy sightings)