From my fav cartoon - Savage Chicken

Funny but this cartoon is exactly how I feel right now about said job. Only problem is that I think new job would be just as bad. So I thought this gave as much positive thinking to the problem as I could handle at this time.

Snow Day

OK I will not tell a lie. It is cold and we do have snow. But people we live in TN and when I say snow, I really mean ice and cold. People in TN can not drive in snow and ice. All the milk and bread have been bought over the last 2 days from every store and supermarket. Again, people in TN become idiots in snow/cold/ice weather. I feel bad that we are being made fun of as we speak by anyone who actually knows what a real snow is.

Now I understand where they came up with the saying colder than a witches titty. I mean it is cold. Average about 10-15 degrees F. Brrrr.....

Welcome 2010

Well since I am being a total pain and not blogging, I have decided not to even say I will be any better in 2010. Well, I might try to be a tiny bit better. I am just planning for the worst and hoping for the best.

The best will be actually doing a blog more than once a month. I have really enjoyed blogging and I have become obsessed with some favorite bloggers. Which means you guys deserve some award for holding my non medicated A.D.D. type personalty enthralled (clap, because I did have to look that up. Regardless of the year, I can not spell worth shit)

So Hello 2010 and goodbye 2009. You really weren't so bad.

Decorating

So got to spend the day with Jedi decorating. It is quite fun to go to someone else's house, put up their Christmas decorations and not have to deal with any of the mess. And most of all they say Thank You. Quite amazing. The best part was getting to decorate the most awesome tree. The Silver "A star is born" tree. AKA the Stripper Tree. This pic is kinda what it looks like pre fabulous ornaments and feathered tailed birds. Oh My!!!



Why it is a stripper tree to son #3 I have no idea. Maybe little Johnny has something else on his mind. Jedi you need to talk to him about that. Tried to find a pic of stripper tree, but only found one pole that was decorated and X-rated for the blog. So found this vintage stripper tree. Oh how I love Christmas!!!

New Moon

Yes I did stand in line for a seat, not tickets. The lovely new age technology of buy your tickets weeks in advance worked well. The movie was as good as I dreamed it would be. I am totally a Team Edward and ahh if you watch either movie you know why? dah? Anyway couldn't be on the internet and not let everyone know I have seen it and loved it.

New Ringtone, in case you wondered

New Thought for Everyone I talk to....

OK here lately I either am running my mouth or not, which is very confusing for me since I am on the not side. Anyway found this quote which sums it all up....


I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. -Robert McCloskey


What a thought to ponder.

Just a thought of "Which way do I go" moments. I don't know why Road to Hell wasn't mentioned. Hmmm....

Weekends

Well the weekends seem full from now till say Dec the something and then it is Christmas. We have something planned nearly every Fri and Sat night. At least they are things that I want to do. Just so happens am off work Friday to have full day with the girls. Jedi, Double D, and Frenchy to be exact. Yeah guys. Who is bringing the Margarittas?

Anyway I am looking forward to Christmas shopping along with a good meal, yum.

Yeah for Friday!!!! I can't wait. The week will be so long till then.





Oh and did I mention it was also Friday the 13th.....

Too Early?

I promise I haven't lost it, just yet that is, and I talked plowboy into bringing down the big ass Christmas Tree. Like on Nov. 1. Well, it was a big decision. Not that I have it decorated (keep that in mind, when ruling on my sanity), it is just that #1 it is so big (2 coffin size boxes) and #2 I need it ready for when I have time (and feel like) working on it. I even almost considered not putting it out, but what do you think the kids said. Mom we need to have the tree ready for Santa. Crap, I mean, yes of course dears. So, tree is out and we even turn the lights on. It is just minus decoration. Maybe I could get by with just that. Nah..

I love this time of Year!!!

Everyone has there pick of favorite time of the year, favorite holiday, or just favorite day. Mine is fall, I love the crispness in the air, I love Halloween, I love the colors. Oh, my I could go on and on and not even get close to explaining in mere words the love I have. I have always said that I would like to move to Maine or some Northeastern providence. But, Winter is a very big downfall for me. A big YUCK after so much love has occurred. I like to view snow via pictures or TV. Maybe touch it once or twice. But, not a big winter games kinda girl (as far as I know). Anyway hope everyone is enjoying this time of year as much as I am.

Love This!!!!

Even though I do tend to find the most amazing stuff via the internet, I did steal this from another blog site. See I don't take credit for everything. Anyway, love this new life motto. Thanks fellow blogger.

The Best Mom Award

I know you guys are pretty much like me and think that your kids are full of BS until proved otherwise. Especially regarding ailments of why they should not go to school. Well Catdog told me all morning that his stomach hurt

Reinactment:
Catdog: Mom my stomach hurts, I can't put on my shoes.
Mom: Your fine just put on your shoes. We are running late.
Catdog: Mom my stomach hurts, I can't go to school.
Mom: Your fine. Here I will put on your shoes. We have to go.
Catdog: Mom my stomach hurts.
Mom: Go to school and call Grandma if not better.
Catdog: I don't know her number.
Mom: Get in the car we are late. School will have her number.

Ride to school (in big ass vehicle on winding narrow road, probably exceding speed limit - unsure on that)
Catdog: Mom I need a check for my scholastic book order. Mom my stomach hurts.
Mom: Here let me write it (while driving on said road). You will be fine.
Catdog: Mom this is it. For Real. This is it. I am going to be sick. For Real this time, mom.
(She's going to blow)
Mom: Crap
(Big ass vehicle pulled to side road, door opened)
Catdog: I'm going to be sick
Hurl, Hurl, Hurl. At least was on road w/ minimal splatter.
Catdog: Now do you believe me mom.
Mom: We need to call dad to meet us at home.
Catdog: So I'm not going to school then. I told you my stomach hurt.

Love it!!!

Got introduced to this band via facebook and I am in love with this song. Totally can't find it anywhere the WTF is that all about. Please be in the store today, because I am going to look, again..

Sigh....

Having a moment of memory, reflection, of a love lost. Well really just watching old(er) movies on TV today while doing nothing else and there he is... The One that could have been. Sigh... Anyway Heath Ledger was always one of my favorite hotties. I may have stood a chance, but it will never be. What more could I have asked for, Good looks, Husky Voice, and oh did I mention yet, Australian. Again, sigh...





So here are just some pics of why I think he was such a MAN!!!!!


I was also thinking of all my favorite movies he was in... A Knight's Tale, 10 Things I hate About You.. Do I have these movies.. Casanova, The Patriot.. I could go on and on. Guess I will enjoy the pics instead.

Thought

Well anyone who knows me is fully aware that I have probably umptenth thousand thoughts roaming around in my head. It actually is a novelty to talk with me, because I do blurt out some funny shit (usually the unexpected varity to boot). Anyway, I was thinking instead of logging all the babies I deliver (which I have been so busy that I really haven't even been doing that), I was thinking I could log the music or song I heard while on the way (or in the room if the TV is on).

Reason being is that I was just laughing because I heard the original "Double Dutch Bus" at 0015 hours (or a little after midnight, for all you laypersons) on my drive in to a delivery. I had pictures of roller skates and my moms record of this song (oh my) in my head.

So I think this could hold some merrit. Wouldn't you want to know that AC/DC was playing right before I delivered your little one. Or maybe Pink, or whatever. I am leaving you with "double dutch bus" just because I like it. And will let you know if this project stands a chance.

Just Funny or Accurate

Ok not even my bday but had to put this cartoon from savage chicken on my post. Otherwise I would totally forget by the time my true bday would roll around. Anyway according to the graph I would forget due to the increase of alcohol vs age ratio.

Random Friday Thoughts

Ok so having total brain meltdown and could not come up with anything "spur of the moment" just to talk about. Thought I could use my BSing skills and just totally spend lots of time talking about nothing, but that made my head hurt. So here is 2 random exerts from my fav "Story People" book by Brian Andreas.

Jello Salad:
There are 7 levels of hell, she said, and I think one of them is reserved for people who bring jello salad to every potluck they go to.



(This one is so true..words to live by)
Knowing Right:
I'm not so good at taking my own advice, she said, but that doesn't mean I don't know what's right.

Why I love Youtube

Heard this on the radio (not this long of a version) but I loved it. Give me one bourbon, one scotch, one beer.....enjoy.