Ok, so why I did not take Salty Pink Pixies advice and do the vodka anorexia diet, I have no idea. Alcohol would be good right now, but since I am in day 3 of this torture, it would totally screw up some glycemic index I am suppose to have.
The main problem seems to lie in the fact that I really don't know anything about this 5 day diet that is some way to train me for when I go on some 3 hour cruise that lands me on a uncharted island with no hope for rescue. Or that is how I see it.
For those wondering, this was today's meal plan: Shake, vitamins, bar, shake, bar, shake, vitamins, 1 veggie and 1 fruit. That's it. Why I thought this would be "ok" I have no idea.
So today is day 3 of 5. Goal is to just live through it. Maybe I can lose a pound or 20 if lucky. Which is why I am doing it so I can fit in my Lucky jeans and say damn I look good.
Pray for me and my friends that we live through this and do not pass out at the wheel on our drives home from lack of food. Amen.
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absolutely...hideous! I've been trying to convince myself for years that I DON'T love food and live to eat. After styrofoam shakes, cardboard bars, and water...I was wrong...I ADORE food. Thank God for mirrors!
So that you want eat the food that you so adore. Can't we just have smoke and lights and still eat?
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