Ok so why is the chicken cartoon so funny. Well I just recently came out of the Flu Coma that I was in for 48 fun hours. I was going to lay an F Bomb down on that shit, but decided not to. Anyway on with the story. I then recovered not fully but went to my fav MD, who usually see's me with the kids, not because I am sick. This is a 4-5 yr layoff from the MD so I have now seen them, hmmm, 3 times since last Friday. I seem to now be suffering from pneumonia. Which is where the cartoon comes in. Remember people I am taking loads of antibiotics and beating around the bush.
So I was going to inform one of my friends via text that I now had pneumonia, but I couldn't (or was totally unsure and did not want to look like an ass) on how to spell it. I even thought of the abbreviation of pneumo or coughing or chest xray bad kind of thing, but just couldn't. So that is why this cartoon is funny. It sounds just like me. Screw the pneumonia spelling, if I had been myself I know I could have come up with something great that meant the same thing. People, I was (and am still in recovery) very sick.
So there you go. Death, Recovery, and can't spell what it was I had. Please people if I do have a tombstone spell my name correctly. I don't want anyone to be confused.
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I THINK THE ABBREVIATION IS PNUM.FYI! ARE YOU NOT BETTER YET?
I am so proud that you finally came up with a credible excuse for your hideous spelling! LOL! You could also use a near death experience and hypoxia as excuses for anything you say that could bite you in the butt!!! You might could drag that out for months... kinda like using "this is still my baby weight when your child is 23!!!
LOL! PNUM. sucks.
^^^^ I used the abbrev. provided by Double D, becuase that shit's just hard to spell. Whether you're a good speller or not!
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